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== They're All Runts ==
== They're All Runts ==
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Gingerhaired Men (1)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Gingerhaired Men}}
|text='''Tall Gingerhaired Man:''' Trick or treat?<br />
'''Fat Gingerhaired Man:''' Here's a hint...the treat is worse!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Gingerhaired Men (2)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Gingerhaired Men}}
|text='''Tall Gingerhaired Man:''' Knock, knock<br />
'''Fat Gingerhaired Man:''' Who's there?<br />
'''Tall Gingerhaired Man:''' DIE!!!!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Gingerhaired Men (3)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Gingerhaired Men}}
|text='''Tall Gingerhaired Man:''' Get your red-hots!<br />
'''Fat Gingerhaired Man:''' You know that's green, right?<br />
'''Tall Gingerhaired Man:''' Whatever!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Torrent}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Torrent}}
|text='''Torrent:''' The Gingerhaired Men are quite insane but they came with the factory.<br />
Although some tasks are best handled with a modicum of organization.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}


== Sweet and Tart ==
== Sweet and Tart ==
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Area|Sweet and Tart}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Daddy-O}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' Truly the proverbial meddling kid...<br />
I have something special in store for you!
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|(del)}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' I want you to think back fondly on your first memories of your friends...<br />
Because your last memory will be of them killing you!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Fast Learner}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Fast Learner}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' Do you think you were the only student your cowardly professors sent to fight me?<br />
Do you think you will fare any better than they did?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Eager Freshman}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Eager Freshman}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' Do you really want it to end like this?<br />
Wouldn't it just be easier to give up and come play with your friends?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Shy Freshman}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Shy Freshman}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' I had fun playing with them...<br />
But I do not think they had nearly as much fun as I did!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Pyrotechnique}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Pyrotechnique}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' They did not scream when I invaded their minds and took over their bodies...<br />
Oh wait, yes they did!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}


== Mystery Spree ==
== Mystery Spree ==
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Sunderlings}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Sunderlings}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' I have so many new toys to play with!<br />
You may have beaten these henchmen early on.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Masked Thugs}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Masked Thugs}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' But I am in control of them now!<br />
Like a pawn conversion in chess!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Arsonists}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Kindling}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' Crazy pyromaniac pawns...
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Daddy-O-Bot}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Daddy-O-Bot}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' I am enjoying our game...<br />
But let's be honest...this is just a Bishop and Pawn end game.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}


== Sweet Scientist ==
== Sweet Scientist ==
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Daddy-O-Bot}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|(alt)}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' That was a bad bishop. Fortunately I cheat at chess...<br />
...And can keep making new ones until you finally fall!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Gingerhaired Men (1)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Gingerhaired Men}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' You are already too late you know...
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Arsonists}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Kindling}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' The inevitable has already arrived. Just lay down and close your eyes.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Gingerhaired Men (2)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Gingerhaired Men}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' I have overridden their ability to feel pain or fatigue...<br />
I can do the same for you.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Mad Confectionist}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|The Mad Confectionist}}
|text='''The Mad Confectionist:''' Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!<br />
My nemesis Billy Stopless has trained you all well but to no avail.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|I Want Candy}}
|text='''The Mad Confectionist:''' I have been preparing a special treat with Daddy-O.<br />
Candy with little nanites inside of it that allows Daddy-O to take control of anyone who ingests it.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|The Mad Confectionist}}
|text='''The Mad Confectionist:''' Culverton is about to be overrun by an army of children with the mind of a genius serial killer!<br />
I will put candy inside an army of razor blades!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}


== Nerds Forever! ==
== Nerds Forever! ==
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Daddy-O-Bot (1)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Daddy-O-Bot}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' Why must they always brag about the plan before it has reached fruition?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Daddy-O-Bot (2)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Daddy-O-Bot}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' It is people like that who give the criminally insane a bad reputation!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Daddy-O-Bot (3)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|(alt)}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' As a wise mascot once said...<br />
Crunch all you want...we'll make more!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Daddy-O}}
|text='''Daddy-O:''' Now all that stands between you and stopping my plans is...<br />
Two tons of killer robotics housing a 247 IQ.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}
{{LoH/DialogueBegin|End of Fight|Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art=LoH_Dialogue_zeroth.jpg
|text='''Aloysius Zeroth:''' I know you are tired and battle worn but your mission is not over!<br />
This was all a ruse to distract from Daddy-O's real plan -- and the entire Phaeton Project is in dire peril.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Docile Daddy-O-Bot}}
|text='''Aloysius Zeroth:''' You may recall a training drone from your first day at school.<br />
Daddy-O used it as a Trojan horse ... even evading my detection.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art=LoH_Dialogue_loading_screen_01.jpg
|text='''Aloysius Zeroth:''' He is taking control of everyone within the school.<br />
You are the only one who can stop him now.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art=LoH_Dialogue_zeroth.jpg
|text='''Aloysius Zeroth:''' I cannot risk him taking advantage of my ability to "talk" to machines.<br />
I must be the fail safe solution should you fail...
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art=LoH_Dialogue_zeroth.jpg
|text='''Aloysius Zeroth:''' If you cannot defeat your friends, professors, and ultimately Daddy-O...<br />
I will have to obliterate the school...and everyone inside it...from space.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

Latest revision as of 09:48, 29 November 2012

Prev: << Hat's All, Folks! Storyline: Candy Inside Razor Blades Next: Phaeton Burns >>
Beginning of Issue
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Aerial Assault|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Billy Stopless: Students I have need of your skills.

As you can see I have my *heh* hands full foiling a kidnapping attempt.

[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Aerial Assault|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Billy Stopless: An "old friend" is up to some new tricks...

The Mad Confectionist is out of jail and teamed up with Daddy-O.

[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sweet Revenge|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Billy Stopless: We think they are behind the recent rash of robberies and fires.

We think they are holed up in an abandoned candy factory.

[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Aerial Assault|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Billy Stopless: Find out what they are planning...

And if you see my "old friend"...kick the nougat out of him!

Dipping Into the Fun[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: This is who they send? If I wasn't looking forward to playing with you so much I would be disappointed.
Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Masked Thug: Wait...so the creepy robot couldn't get it done?

What does he think I can do with a crummy bat?

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: I underestimated you. You will make a fine addition to our growing team.
Beginning of Fight: The Notch
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Lie in Wait|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] The Notch: Well, well, well...look who it is again.

They're All Runts[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Tall Gingerhaired Man: Trick or treat?

Fat Gingerhaired Man: Here's a hint...the treat is worse!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Tall Gingerhaired Man: Knock, knock

Fat Gingerhaired Man: Who's there?
Tall Gingerhaired Man: DIE!!!!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (3)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Tall Gingerhaired Man: Get your red-hots!

Fat Gingerhaired Man: You know that's green, right?
Tall Gingerhaired Man: Whatever!

Beginning of Fight: Torrent
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Torrent|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Torrent: The Gingerhaired Men are quite insane but they came with the factory.

Although some tasks are best handled with a modicum of organization.

Sweet and Tart[edit]

Beginning of Area: Sweet and Tart
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: Truly the proverbial meddling kid...

I have something special in store for you!

[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/(del)|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: I want you to think back fondly on your first memories of your friends...

Because your last memory will be of them killing you!

Beginning of Fight: Fast Learner
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Fast Learner|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: Do you think you were the only student your cowardly professors sent to fight me?

Do you think you will fare any better than they did?

Beginning of Fight: Eager Freshman
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Eager Freshman|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: Do you really want it to end like this?

Wouldn't it just be easier to give up and come play with your friends?

Beginning of Fight: Shy Freshman
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Shy Freshman|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: I had fun playing with them...

But I do not think they had nearly as much fun as I did!

Beginning of Fight: Pyrotechnique
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Pyrotechnique|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: They did not scream when I invaded their minds and took over their bodies...

Oh wait, yes they did!

Mystery Spree[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: I have so many new toys to play with!

You may have beaten these henchmen early on.

Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: But I am in control of them now!

Like a pawn conversion in chess!

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: Crazy pyromaniac pawns...
Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: I am enjoying our game...

But let's be honest...this is just a Bishop and Pawn end game.

Sweet Scientist[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/(alt)|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: That was a bad bishop. Fortunately I cheat at chess...

...And can keep making new ones until you finally fall!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: You are already too late you know...
Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: The inevitable has already arrived. Just lay down and close your eyes.
Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: I have overridden their ability to feel pain or fatigue...

I can do the same for you.

Beginning of Fight: Mad Confectionist
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Mad Confectionist|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] The Mad Confectionist: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

My nemesis Billy Stopless has trained you all well but to no avail.

[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/I Want Candy|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] The Mad Confectionist: I have been preparing a special treat with Daddy-O.

Candy with little nanites inside of it that allows Daddy-O to take control of anyone who ingests it.

[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Mad Confectionist|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] The Mad Confectionist: Culverton is about to be overrun by an army of children with the mind of a genius serial killer!

I will put candy inside an army of razor blades!

Nerds Forever![edit]

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: Why must they always brag about the plan before it has reached fruition?
Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: It is people like that who give the criminally insane a bad reputation!
Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (3)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/(alt)|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: As a wise mascot once said...

Crunch all you want...we'll make more!

Beginning of Fight: Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Daddy-O: Now all that stands between you and stopping my plans is...

Two tons of killer robotics housing a 247 IQ.

End of Fight: Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot
Aloysius Zeroth: I know you are tired and battle worn but your mission is not over!

This was all a ruse to distract from Daddy-O's real plan -- and the entire Phaeton Project is in dire peril.

[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Docile Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] Aloysius Zeroth: You may recall a training drone from your first day at school.

Daddy-O used it as a Trojan horse ... even evading my detection.

Aloysius Zeroth: He is taking control of everyone within the school.

You are the only one who can stop him now.

Aloysius Zeroth: I cannot risk him taking advantage of my ability to "talk" to machines.

I must be the fail safe solution should you fail...

Aloysius Zeroth: If you cannot defeat your friends, professors, and ultimately Daddy-O...

I will have to obliterate the school...and everyone inside it...from space.