LoH/story/Hat's All, Folks!
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| Beginning of Issue | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Endure|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Moxie: Thank heavens you are here. We need every able body. There are buildings burning everywhere. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Endure|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Moxie: Put out as many fires as you can... And put down whoever is behind this mayhem! |
It's No Slouch[edit]
| Beginning of Area: It's No Slouch | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Moxie: Remember that lesson I taught you about striking a cinder block? Keep that fresh in your mind if you see any looters! |
| Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Masked Thug: I'm telling you, while everyone is playing fireman the city is ripe for the ... ...I can never catch a break, can I? |
| Beginning of Fight: Kindlings (1) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Mixology|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Kindling: Who doesn't like a nice cocktail at a BBQ? |
| Beginning of Fight: Kindlings (2) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Splash Damage (236)|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Kindling: I really love what I have done with this place! |
| Beginning of Fight: Arsonists | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Arsonist: So this is the teacher's pet who has been ruining all our work! |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Arsonist: Guess we are gonna have to start all over again! Bald Arsonist: Once we are done taking care of you! |
Ushanka, I Thank Ya'[edit]
| Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Sunderling: Don't you have fires that need putting out? Cuz I know there are banks that need robbing. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Sunderling: And it would save us a lot of time if we could get on with that... Instead of hanging around here kicking your butt! |
| Beginning of Fight: Kindlings | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Black Smoke|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Kindling: *cough*cough*cough* |
| Beginning of Fight: Arsonists (1) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Arsonist: You know that we are not going to run out of gasoline anytime soon... Bald Arsonist: How long can you keep going? |
| Beginning of Fight: Arsonists (2) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Female Arsonist: Psss! I am actually running a little low on gasoline. Bald Arsonist: Let's take care of him this time so the boss doesn't have to. |
| Beginning of Fight: Firerazer | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Firerazer|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Firerazer: So you are the squirt that has been putting out my fires. We know you can handle my henchmen... |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Firerazer|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Firerazer: Now let's see how you fare against The Fire Razer! |
They Tuque It[edit]
| Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings (1) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Sunderling: Someone can't take a hint... Other Sunderling: ...or a beating! |
| Beginning of Fight: Arsonists | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Female Arsonist: We just want to make some pretty fires... Arsonist: What's so wrong with that? |
| Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings (2) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Sunderling: Aren't these emergent types supposed to be busy putting out fire? Other Sunderling: The boss ain't gonna be happy. |
| Beginning of Fight: Sunder | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/What We Need Is a Distraction|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Sunder: There are too many Phaeton students running around today... I guess Fire Razer could not distract all of you. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/What We Need Is a Distraction|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Sunder: Sunder can rip through a bank vault with these bare hands. What do you think I will do to you? |
Sugary Balaclava[edit]
| Beginning of Area: Sugary Balaclava | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Finishing Blow|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Moxie: It looks like we have finally made a dent in this mess. We are trying to apprehend IxNay... a deadly criminal mastermind. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/H____|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Moxie: He was once The Abyss' most promising acolyte. Nobody knows why he turned to a life of crime. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Finishing Blow|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Moxie: He lives in total sensory deprivation and has not uttered a word since leaving the school. So we may never know what happened. |
| Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs (1) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Masked Thug: You have made a lot of powerful enemies today! |
| Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs (2) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Masked Thug: There is a sweet bonus for anyone who brings you down today. |
| Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs (3) | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Masked Thug: I have no interest in losing out on another bonus to IxNay! |
| Beginning of Fight: Ixnay | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/IxNay|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Ixnay: ... |
Oh My Cordobes![edit]
| Beginning of Fight: Crime Blotter | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Rise Up|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Crime Blotter: You just made the front page of The Crime Blotter. |
| End of Fight: Crime Blotter | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Crime Blotter|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Crime Blotter: I guess I had a bad lead, sorry. I should have recognized you as a member of The Phaeton Project. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Crime Blotter|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Crime Blotter: I am the Crime Blotter. I have been patrolling Guttertown since my days with The Upstarts. And I can tell you that IxNay is not to the top of the food chain. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Puppet Master|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Crime Blotter: Still chasing down leads but there is someone new running things around here. Someone they call The Hat! |
| Beginning of Fight: Firerazer | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Firerazer|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Firerazer: You are not fighting henchmen anymore. Strictly end bosses from here on out! |
| Beginning of Fight: Sunder | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunder|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Sunder: You have cost me a lot of cash today!
I am going to get my money's worth out of the beating you have coming to you! |
| Beginning of Fight: Ixnay | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/IxNay|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | Ixnay: ... |
| Beginning of Fight: The Hat | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Hat|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Hat: Impressive. Very impressive. I don't suppose you would be interested in a position with my organization? |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Hat|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Hat: I thought not. Ah well... You will find I am something of a "hands-on" boss. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Hat|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Hat: And I am going to put some hands-on my underlings after I deal with you myself. |
| End of Fight: The Hat | |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Oh, Really?|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Hat: Everything went according to plan. |
| [[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Oh, Really?|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]] | The Hat: Distractions within distractions allowed us to finally steal that shipping container from the waterfront. They will never know what hit them! |