LotS/Droit and Gauche
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| name::Droit and Gauche | [[:Category:LotS/type::Gloves|type::Gloves]] |
| Attack: attack::129 Defense: defense::131 |
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| Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell | |
| Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy. | |
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Droit and Gauche have been known to yell: Droit says: "One wonders why exactly an intelligent programmer would have chosen to imbue my counterpart with the personality of a murderous moron." Droit says: "I believe my digital dexterity to be at least 0.00000023% superior to his." Droit says: "By all means take Gauche's tactical advice, if you don't object to a violent and possibly embarrassing death." Gauche says: "You're just jealous because I get to swing the swords!" Gauche says: "I call that one the sinister strike! Sinister... Get it?" Gauche says: "Ever thought about having your right hand replaced with a gun or something?" Gauche says: "Got 'em! That was me -- all me! You ever seen Droit do anything like that? Huh?" | |
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{{#set:ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell}}
{{#set:text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.}}
{{#set:obtained=Limited Time Item (30 GS)}}
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{{#set:notes=Droit and Gauche have been known to yell:
Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."
Droit says: "One wonders why exactly an intelligent programmer would have chosen to imbue my counterpart with the personality of a murderous moron."
Droit says: "I believe my digital dexterity to be at least 0.00000023% superior to his."
Droit says: "By all means take Gauche's tactical advice, if you don't object to a violent and possibly embarrassing death."
Gauche says: "You're just jealous because I get to swing the swords!"
Gauche says: "I call that one the sinister strike! Sinister... Get it?"
Gauche says: "Ever thought about having your right hand replaced with a gun or something?"
Gauche says: "Got 'em! That was me -- all me! You ever seen Droit do anything like that? Huh?"}} {{#set:unique=}}