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name::Droit and Gauche [[:Category:LotS/type::Gloves|type::Gloves]]
Attack: attack::129
Defense: defense::131
Droit and Gauche
Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell
Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.
Obtained from

Limited Time Item (30 GS)

Notes

Droit and Gauche have been known to yell:
Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."

Droit says: "One wonders why exactly an intelligent programmer would have chosen to imbue my counterpart with the personality of a murderous moron."

Droit says: "I believe my digital dexterity to be at least 0.00000023% superior to his."

Droit says: "By all means take Gauche's tactical advice, if you don't object to a violent and possibly embarrassing death."

Gauche says: "You're just jealous because I get to swing the swords!"

Gauche says: "I call that one the sinister strike! Sinister... Get it?"

Gauche says: "Ever thought about having your right hand replaced with a gun or something?"

Gauche says: "Got 'em! That was me -- all me! You ever seen Droit do anything like that? Huh?"

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{{#set:color=Yellow}} {{#set:ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell}} {{#set:text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.}} {{#set:obtained=Limited Time Item (30 GS)}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=Droit and Gauche have been known to yell:
Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."

Droit says: "One wonders why exactly an intelligent programmer would have chosen to imbue my counterpart with the personality of a murderous moron."

Droit says: "I believe my digital dexterity to be at least 0.00000023% superior to his."

Droit says: "By all means take Gauche's tactical advice, if you don't object to a violent and possibly embarrassing death."

Gauche says: "You're just jealous because I get to swing the swords!"

Gauche says: "I call that one the sinister strike! Sinister... Get it?"

Gauche says: "Ever thought about having your right hand replaced with a gun or something?"

Gauche says: "Got 'em! That was me -- all me! You ever seen Droit do anything like that? Huh?"}} {{#set:unique=}}