LotS/Riddle Master's Pants Enhancer 4

name::Riddle Master's Pants Enhancer 4	[[:Category:LotS/type::Experiment Item|type::Experiment Item]]
"Gii'ee dcwv yodmlg! Lof aybg yzcl rraep mehao izhrr xm, ubq mfzxseeo us uvrwnlwrno, joh V'm dbczy awqps. V kymq yvlwqhu n cze ubq htlcbt iy qng pocxms joftx tbow bbsz! Nz, lib'g pfb gs bn swfr, lof tchglp juggacl! Jofs xm ijrr ew schr mwmgrs, dw C qnn emfz ghpu bcj mfkb huej aoqx! Wsin? Qnn'e gii nhomlggayl jzniy Mhuyidp, sch Pwcncailv qoakpz? Uv, fccmq mbu. T'tfgrno bbsz aywnvrr puuwy. Ypib, mras -- [email protected]. Q lszexjyf ghp ixreeda. Nvvs eqgs V'lw byzy tsmg skanbfm jhlb C huiys it ghpu. Ubq I'wt jig tsm wcblpan ann tv nvr gitull's yigs vn epy ghbumwh yiym, mc vt rmng cadb schr dxua siwbyff. Nz whs olzkeg uix!" Translation: "Dear Stink-Beast, This is a form response, automatically triggered by your presumably worthless message. As a mighty overlord of interstellar commerce, I don't have time to deal with your wretched concerns. Please stop emailing me or I will have your planet flooded with radioactive feces. But you may follow me and benefit from my words of genius, as long as you refrain from bothering me and incurring my mighty wrath. Yours Sincerely, Ralp Sek Bul CEO of 5th Paranoia Follow me to hear about special offers on 5th Paranoia products! '5th Paranoia: Because you know they're watching you.'"
Used in the following Lab: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/megamulticoloredcloorianpants|Experiment|firstreward}}

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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=}} {{#set:text="Gii'ee dcwv yodmlg! Lof aybg yzcl rraep mehao izhrr xm, ubq mfzxseeo us uvrwnlwrno, joh V'm dbczy awqps. V kymq yvlwqhu n cze ubq htlcbt iy qng pocxms joftx tbow bbsz! Nz, lib'g pfb gs bn swfr, lof tchglp juggacl! Jofs xm ijrr ew schr mwmgrs, dw C qnn emfz ghpu bcj mfkb huej aoqx! Wsin? Qnn'e gii nhomlggayl jzniy Mhuyidp, sch Pwcncailv qoakpz? Uv, fccmq mbu. T'tfgrno bbsz aywnvrr puuwy. Ypib, mras -- [email protected]. Q lszexjyf ghp ixreeda. Nvvs eqgs V'lw byzy tsmg skanbfm jhlb C huiys it ghpu. Ubq I'wt jig tsm wcblpan ann tv nvr gitull's yigs vn epy ghbumwh yiym, mc vt rmng cadb schr dxua siwbyff. Nz whs olzkeg uix!" Translation:

"Dear Stink-Beast,

This is a form response, automatically triggered by your presumably worthless message.

As a mighty overlord of interstellar commerce, I don't have time to deal with your wretched concerns. Please stop emailing me or I will have your planet flooded with radioactive feces. But you may follow me and benefit from my words of genius, as long as you refrain from bothering me and incurring my mighty wrath.

Yours Sincerely,

Ralp Sek Bul
CEO of 5th Paranoia
Follow me to hear about special offers on 5th Paranoia products!
'5th Paranoia: Because you know they're watching you.'"}} {{#set:obtained=}} {{#set:used=Lab: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/megamulticoloredcloorianpants|Experiment|firstreward}}}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}

• Item Hunt: item drop when hit target raid with requirements.

Item Hunt	Riddle Master's Pants Enhancer 4
Target Raid	Vulture Gunship
Type	Icon	Requirement	Atk	Def	Obtained {{#vardefine:race|{{#varpull:LotS/Lady Macbeth|LotS Item|race}}}}{{#vardefine:class|{{#varpull:LotS/Lady Macbeth|LotS Item|class}}}}{{#vardefine:bonus|{{#varpull:LotS/Lady Macbeth|LotS Item|bonus}}}}|-	{{#varpull:LotS/Lady Macbeth|LotS Item|type}}		Lady Macbeth {{#var:race}} {{#var:class}} {{#var:bonus}}	LotS Item|attack}}	LotS Item|defense}}	LotS Item|obtained}} {{#vardefine:race|{{#varpull:LotS/Clyde|LotS Item|race}}}}{{#vardefine:class|{{#varpull:LotS/Clyde|LotS Item|class}}}}{{#vardefine:bonus|{{#varpull:LotS/Clyde|LotS Item|bonus}}}}|-	{{#varpull:LotS/Clyde|LotS Item|type}}		Clyde {{#var:race}} {{#var:class}} {{#var:bonus}}	LotS Item|attack}}	LotS Item|defense}}	LotS Item|obtained}} {{#vardefine:race|{{#varpull:LotS/Anguish Facepaint|LotS Item|race}}}}{{#vardefine:class|{{#varpull:LotS/Anguish Facepaint|LotS Item|class}}}}{{#vardefine:bonus|{{#varpull:LotS/Anguish Facepaint|LotS Item|bonus}}}}|-	{{#varpull:LotS/Anguish Facepaint|LotS Item|type}}		Anguish Facepaint {{#var:race}} {{#var:class}} {{#var:bonus}}	LotS Item|attack}}	LotS Item|defense}}	LotS Item|obtained}} {{#vardefine:race|{{#varpull:LotS/Astral Warrior Boots|LotS Item|race}}}}{{#vardefine:class|{{#varpull:LotS/Astral Warrior Boots|LotS Item|class}}}}{{#vardefine:bonus|{{#varpull:LotS/Astral Warrior Boots|LotS Item|bonus}}}}|-	{{#varpull:LotS/Astral Warrior Boots|LotS Item|type}}		Astral Warrior Boots {{#var:race}} {{#var:class}} {{#var:bonus}}	LotS Item|attack}}	LotS Item|defense}}	LotS Item|obtained}} {{#vardefine:race|{{#varpull:LotS/Silver Shadow|LotS Item|race}}}}{{#vardefine:class|{{#varpull:LotS/Silver Shadow|LotS Item|class}}}}{{#vardefine:bonus|{{#varpull:LotS/Silver Shadow|LotS Item|bonus}}}}|-	{{#varpull:LotS/Silver Shadow|LotS Item|type}}		Silver Shadow {{#var:race}} {{#var:class}} {{#var:bonus}}	LotS Item|attack}}	LotS Item|defense}}	LotS Item|obtained}}

Req. Type	Req. Items	Where to acquire Req. Items
Raid Boss	Vulture Gunship	General Raid
Main Hand	Lady Macbeth	Grislak (Nightmare Only)
Off Hand	Clyde	Mr. Justice (Nightmare Only)
Helm	Anguish Facepaint	Scarlet Harlot Mission Boss
Boots	Astral Warrior Boots	Trashmaster Colby (Nightmare Only), Legacy Bot
Ship	Silver Shadow	Nemo Mission Boss