LoH/story/Hat's All, Folks!

Storyline: Hat's All, Folks!

Beginning of Issue
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Endure\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Moxie: Thank heavens you are here. We need every able body. There are buildings burning everywhere.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Endure\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Moxie: Put out as many fires as you can... And put down whoever is behind this mayhem!

It's No Slouch

Beginning of Area: It's No Slouch
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Moxie: Remember that lesson I taught you about striking a cinder block? Keep that fresh in your mind if you see any looters!

Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Masked Thug: I'm telling you, while everyone is playing fireman the city is ripe for the ... ...I can never catch a break, can I?

Beginning of Fight: Kindlings (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Mixology\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Kindling: Who doesn't like a nice cocktail at a BBQ?

Beginning of Fight: Kindlings (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Splash Damage (236)\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Kindling: I really love what I have done with this place!

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Arsonist: So this is the teacher's pet who has been ruining all our work!
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Arsonist: Guess we are gonna have to start all over again! Bald Arsonist: Once we are done taking care of you!

Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Sunderling: Don't you have fires that need putting out? Cuz I know there are banks that need robbing.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Sunderling: And it would save us a lot of time if we could get on with that... Instead of hanging around here kicking your butt!

Beginning of Fight: Kindlings
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Black Smoke\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Kindling: coughcoughcough

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Arsonist: You know that we are not going to run out of gasoline anytime soon... Bald Arsonist: How long can you keep going?

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Female Arsonist: Psss! I am actually running a little low on gasoline. Bald Arsonist: Let's take care of him this time so the boss doesn't have to.

Beginning of Fight: Firerazer
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Firerazer\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Firerazer: So you are the squirt that has been putting out my fires. We know you can handle my henchmen...
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Firerazer\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Firerazer: Now let's see how you fare against The Fire Razer!

Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Sunderling: Someone can't take a hint... Other Sunderling: ...or a beating!

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Female Arsonist: We just want to make some pretty fires... Arsonist: What's so wrong with that?

Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Sunderling: Aren't these emergent types supposed to be busy putting out fire? Other Sunderling: The boss ain't gonna be happy.

Beginning of Fight: Sunder
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/What We Need Is a Distraction\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Sunder: There are too many Phaeton students running around today... I guess Fire Razer could not distract all of you.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/What We Need Is a Distraction\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Sunder: Sunder can rip through a bank vault with these bare hands. What do you think I will do to you?

Beginning of Area: Sugary Balaclava
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Finishing Blow\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Moxie: It looks like we have finally made a dent in this mess. We are trying to apprehend IxNay... a deadly criminal mastermind.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/H____\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Moxie: He was once The Abyss' most promising acolyte. Nobody knows why he turned to a life of crime.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Finishing Blow\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Moxie: He lives in total sensory deprivation and has not uttered a word since leaving the school. So we may never know what happened.

Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs\|LoH/Card\|image}}\|180px\|]]	Masked Thug: You have made a lot of powerful enemies today!