LotS/Big (Expletive Deleted) Gun

name::Big (Expletive Deleted) Gun	[[:Category:LotS/type::Main Hand|type::Main Hand]]
Attack: attack::168 Defense: defense::157
Speak Crudely and Carry a Big Gun: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Organic Humanoids
"Come on, Valvoline! We all know what the gun's called. It was written right there on the casing before you melted if off. If I'm old enough to rule a planet and kill people with a chainsaw, I'm old enough to use curse words! *sigh* Fine. I won't say it. But I still think this is lame..." -- Prince Telemachus
Obtained from Mission Boss: {{#varpull:LotS/missions/theprinceandthepixels|LotS/missionboss|name}} (Zone {{#varpull:LotS/missions/theprinceandthepixels|LotS/MissionHeader|zone}})
Used in the following Lab: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/witch'sbroomstick|Experiment|firstreward}}

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