LotS/Super Santa Bottoms

name::Super Santa Bottoms	[[:Category:LotS/type::Pants|type::Pants]]
Attack: attack::145 Defense: defense::155
While equipped increases Energy by 10, Stamina by 5
4. "Lies! The pathetic humans tell nothing but lies! After arguing with their moronic children about this 'Santa' they believe to exist, I entered one of their stinking mercantile units and discovered a man dressed in the manner they described. I disabled him with my weapon and had him brought to our embassy. After severe interrogation involving mental probes and Shashak beasts, he revealed his true identity as a mere entertainer with no access to arctic workshops or temporal displacement technology! Now perhaps we can end this wretched holiday and the disgusting merriment it causes!" -- Ambassador Kweeg Sul Plon of the Rylattu
Obtained from Santa's Bag

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