LotS/Elven Shortsword

name::Elven Shortsword	[[:Category:LotS/type::Off Hand|type::Off Hand]]
Attack: attack::695 Defense: defense::595
18 Dexterity: Chance for bonus damage; additional damage against Male and Female raids; Chance to produce an Unwanted Festive Gift
2. "Actually," Melanie said, "the Latin word 'doctor' means 'teacher'. So in a way, academics are the real doctors." The clerk sniffed and looked at her holo-screen. "We don't have any openings for a teacher or lecturer in that subject. Could you teach karate instead?" "What? No! I don't even know karate!" "Then if you want to stay on this colony you'll have to take a job in the service industry until a teaching post opens up. Can you cook a decent burger?" "No! I'm a vegetarian! I hate meat!"
Obtained from Elven Uprising

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The clerk sniffed and looked at her holo-screen.

"We don't have any openings for a teacher or lecturer in that subject. Could you teach karate instead?"

"What? No! I don't even know karate!"

"Then if you want to stay on this colony you'll have to take a job in the service industry until a teaching post opens up. Can you cook a decent burger?"

"No! I'm a vegetarian! I hate meat!"}} {{#set:obtained=Elven Uprising}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}