LotS/Melanie Whitehead

name::Melanie Whitehead	[[:Category:LotS/type::Officer|type::Officer]]
Attack: attack::141 Defense: defense::99 race::Human class::Melee bonus::Agility
Dr. Elf: Chance for bonus damage (10% @ 358,750); additional damage against Male and Female raids (789,250); Melanie Whitehead dislikes Unwanted Festive Gift and will throw one for additional damage (+287k)
"You may have won this round, <Player>, but ELVES will rise again... Oh, who am I kidding? We suck. We'll never overthrow the Santocracy. It's going to be another red Christmas." Melanie sighs. "Hey... I'll probably get fired for this stunt. Don't suppose you have any jobs I could fill? I have a PhD in English literature!"
Obtained from Elven Uprising
Proc Rate procRate::10%
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Proc Damage (cap)
Notes Unique: You can only own one copy of this {{#varpull:LotS/Melanie Whitehead|LotS Item|type}}.

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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Dr. Elf: Chance for bonus damage (10% @ 358,750); additional damage against Male and Female raids (789,250); Melanie Whitehead dislikes Unwanted Festive Gift and will throw one for additional damage (+287k)}} {{#set:text="You may have won this round, <Player>, but ELVES will rise again... Oh, who am I kidding? We suck. We'll never overthrow the Santocracy. It's going to be another red Christmas."

Melanie sighs.

"Hey... I'll probably get fired for this stunt. Don't suppose you have any jobs I could fill? I have a PhD in English literature!"}} {{#set:obtained=Elven Uprising}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=Unique: You can only own one copy of this {{#varpull:LotS/Melanie Whitehead|LotS Item|type}}.}} {{#set:unique=}}