LoH/story/Candy Inside Razor Blades

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Storyline: Candy Inside Razor Blades

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Beginning of Issue
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Aerial Assault|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Billy Stopless: Students I have need of your skills. As you can see I have my *heh* hands full foiling a kidnapping attempt.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Aerial Assault|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Billy Stopless: An "old friend" is up to some new tricks... The Mad Confectionist is out of jail and teamed up with Daddy-O.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sweet Revenge|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Billy Stopless: We think they are behind the recent rash of robberies and fires. We think they are holed up in an abandoned candy factory.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Aerial Assault|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Billy Stopless: Find out what they are planning... And if you see my "old friend"...kick the nougat out of him!

Dipping Into the Fun

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: This is who they send? If I wasn't looking forward to playing with you so much I would be disappointed.

Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Masked Thug: Wait...so the creepy robot couldn't get it done? What does he think I can do with a crummy bat?

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: I underestimated you. You will make a fine addition to our growing team.

Beginning of Fight: The Notch
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Lie in Wait|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	The Notch: Well, well, well...look who it is again.

They're All Runts

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Tall Gingerhaired Man: Trick or treat? Fat Gingerhaired Man: Here's a hint...the treat is worse!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Tall Gingerhaired Man: Knock, knock Fat Gingerhaired Man: Who's there? Tall Gingerhaired Man: DIE!!!!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (3)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Tall Gingerhaired Man: Get your red-hots! Fat Gingerhaired Man: You know that's green, right? Tall Gingerhaired Man: Whatever!

Beginning of Fight: Torrent
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Torrent|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Torrent: The Gingerhaired Men are quite insane but they came with the factory. Although some tasks are best handled with a modicum of organization.

Sweet and Tart

Beginning of Area: Sweet and Tart
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: Truly the proverbial meddling kid... I have something special in store for you!
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/(del)|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: I want you to think back fondly on your first memories of your friends... Because your last memory will be of them killing you!

Beginning of Fight: Fast Learner
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Fast Learner|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: Do you think you were the only student your cowardly professors sent to fight me? Do you think you will fare any better than they did?

Beginning of Fight: Eager Freshman
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Eager Freshman|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: Do you really want it to end like this? Wouldn't it just be easier to give up and come play with your friends?

Beginning of Fight: Shy Freshman
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Shy Freshman|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: I had fun playing with them... But I do not think they had nearly as much fun as I did!

Beginning of Fight: Pyrotechnique
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Pyrotechnique|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: They did not scream when I invaded their minds and took over their bodies... Oh wait, yes they did!

Mystery Spree

Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Sunderlings|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: I have so many new toys to play with! You may have beaten these henchmen early on.

Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Masked Thugs|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: But I am in control of them now! Like a pawn conversion in chess!

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: Crazy pyromaniac pawns...

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: I am enjoying our game... But let's be honest...this is just a Bishop and Pawn end game.

Sweet Scientist

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/(alt)|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: That was a bad bishop. Fortunately I cheat at chess... ...And can keep making new ones until you finally fall!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: You are already too late you know...

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Kindling|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: The inevitable has already arrived. Just lay down and close your eyes.

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Gingerhaired Men|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: I have overridden their ability to feel pain or fatigue... I can do the same for you.

Beginning of Fight: Mad Confectionist
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Mad Confectionist|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	The Mad Confectionist: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! My nemesis Billy Stopless has trained you all well but to no avail.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/I Want Candy|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	The Mad Confectionist: I have been preparing a special treat with Daddy-O. Candy with little nanites inside of it that allows Daddy-O to take control of anyone who ingests it.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/The Mad Confectionist|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	The Mad Confectionist: Culverton is about to be overrun by an army of children with the mind of a genius serial killer! I will put candy inside an army of razor blades!

Nerds Forever!

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (1)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: Why must they always brag about the plan before it has reached fruition?

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (2)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: It is people like that who give the criminally insane a bad reputation!

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (3)
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/(alt)|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: As a wise mascot once said... Crunch all you want...we'll make more!

Beginning of Fight: Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Daddy-O|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Daddy-O: Now all that stands between you and stopping my plans is... Two tons of killer robotics housing a 247 IQ.

End of Fight: Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot
	Aloysius Zeroth: I know you are tired and battle worn but your mission is not over! This was all a ruse to distract from Daddy-O's real plan -- and the entire Phaeton Project is in dire peril.
[[Image:LoH_Cards_{{#varpull: LoH/cards/Docile Daddy-O-Bot|LoH/Card|image}}|180px|]]	Aloysius Zeroth: You may recall a training drone from your first day at school. Daddy-O used it as a Trojan horse ... even evading my detection.
	Aloysius Zeroth: He is taking control of everyone within the school. You are the only one who can stop him now.
	Aloysius Zeroth: I cannot risk him taking advantage of my ability to "talk" to machines. I must be the fail safe solution should you fail...
	Aloysius Zeroth: If you cannot defeat your friends, professors, and ultimately Daddy-O... I will have to obliterate the school...and everyone inside it...from space.