LotS/Crazy Commando Pants

name::Crazy Commando Pants	[[:Category:LotS/type::Pants|type::Pants]]
Attack: attack::133 Defense: defense::127
Insanity Laughs: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage for each Crazy Commando item equipped
6. "When I landed on Quilp -- only partially destroying my ship in the process -- I pretended to be a puny, despicable rebel who had come to join their worthless cause. This plan has let me enter their base so I may destroy it from within! The rebels were suspicious at first, but one of them accessed the military database through nefarious backchannels and located my records. She said that I had been marked for execution as a punishment for gross misconduct. Ingenious! The mighty brains of the overlords must have anticipated the possibility of subterfuge, and constructed such lies to aid me in my infiltration." -- 'Insane' Ipk Dal Flek's audio journal
Obtained from Limited Time Item (30 GS)

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