LotS/Wings of Love

name::Wings of Love	[[:Category:LotS/type::Chest|type::Chest]]
Attack: attack::136 Defense: defense::147
Love Lifts Us Up: While equipped chance for bonus damage
"We've all been there... Leaping out of a bedroom window, trying to escape before a jealous wife or husband can gun you down. Philandering and philogyning are dangerous hobbies. But not if you have our patented Wings of Love! Their bullet and laser-proof feathers will save your butt while you fly to safety, making cuckolds look like fools as they blast away in impotent rage." -- Ad for Amoral Armor's Wings of Love
Obtained from Limited Time Item (30 GS)

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