LotS/Eternal Fortune Cookie

name::Eternal Fortune Cookie	[[:Category:LotS/type::Trinket|type::Trinket]]
Attack: attack::152 Defense: defense::158
The Future, It Is Murder: While equipped chance for bonus damage
In the days before diabetes was cured, a sufferer who was obsessed with fortunetelling, horoscopes, and other dubious means of parting fools from their money, kept placing himself into a hyperglycemic state by devouring dozens upon dozens of fortune cookies. His doctor had this device built to save his life. It enabled him to receive an infinite number of trite or overly cryptic messages without the temptation of having actual cookies wrapped around them.
Obtained from Red Envelope 2012

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