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|text=In the days before diabetes was cured, a sufferer who was obsessed with fortunetelling, horoscopes, and other dubious means of parting fools from their money, kept placing himself into a hyperglycemic state by devouring dozens upon dozens of fortune cookies. His doctor had this device built to save his life. It enabled him to receive an infinite number of trite or overly cryptic messages without the temptation of having actual cookies wrapped around them. | |text=In the days before diabetes was cured, a sufferer who was obsessed with fortunetelling, horoscopes, and other dubious means of parting fools from their money, kept placing himself into a hyperglycemic state by devouring dozens upon dozens of fortune cookies. His doctor had this device built to save his life. It enabled him to receive an infinite number of trite or overly cryptic messages without the temptation of having actual cookies wrapped around them. | ||
|obtained= | |obtained={{LotS/ColorLink|LotS/Red Envelope 2012|Red Envelope 2012|Gold}} | ||
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| name::Eternal Fortune Cookie | [[:Category:LotS/type::Trinket|type::Trinket]] |
| Attack: attack::45 Defense: defense::50 |
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| The Future, It Is Murder: While equipped chance for bonus damage | |
| In the days before diabetes was cured, a sufferer who was obsessed with fortunetelling, horoscopes, and other dubious means of parting fools from their money, kept placing himself into a hyperglycemic state by devouring dozens upon dozens of fortune cookies. His doctor had this device built to save his life. It enabled him to receive an infinite number of trite or overly cryptic messages without the temptation of having actual cookies wrapped around them. | |
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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=The Future, It Is Murder: While equipped chance for bonus damage}} {{#set:text=In the days before diabetes was cured, a sufferer who was obsessed with fortunetelling, horoscopes, and other dubious means of parting fools from their money, kept placing himself into a hyperglycemic state by devouring dozens upon dozens of fortune cookies. His doctor had this device built to save his life. It enabled him to receive an infinite number of trite or overly cryptic messages without the temptation of having actual cookies wrapped around them.}} {{#set:obtained=Red Envelope 2012}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}