LotS/Can of Brainworms

name::Can of Brainworms	[[:Category:LotS/type::Trinket|type::Trinket]]
Attack: attack::157 Defense: defense::143
Brainiac:While equipped chance for bonus damage (4,612 Damage)
“Have you the brainworms? No? Then your puny neural meat is filled with worthless gunk that weighs down your thoughts and leaves your body as uncoordinated as a drunken snarklek! But all is not lost, if your sludge-filled mind retains the shred of intelligence necessary to purchase a can of our finest brainworms. Simply place them in your ears, and allow them to devour all the filthy waste that infests your skull!” -– Advert for Rylattu Brainworms
Obtained from Expedition Pack (Retired)

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