Editing LotS/Droit and Gauche

{{LotS Item
|name=Droit and Gauche
|color=Yellow
|attack=129
|defense=131
|type=Gloves
|ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell
|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.
|obtained={{LotS/GSshoplink|30}}
|notes=Droit and Gauche have been known to yell:<br>
Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."

Droit says: "One wonders why exactly an intelligent programmer would have chosen to imbue my counterpart with the personality of a murderous moron."

Droit says: "I believe my digital dexterity to be at least 0.00000023% superior to his."

Droit says: "By all means take Gauche's tactical advice, if you don't object to a violent and possibly embarrassing death."

Gauche says: "You're just jealous because I get to swing the swords!"

Gauche says: "I call that one the sinister strike! Sinister... Get it?"

Gauche says: "Ever thought about having your right hand replaced with a gun or something?"

Gauche says: "Got 'em! That was me -- all me! You ever seen Droit do anything like that? Huh?"
}}