Editing LoH/story/Hat's All, Folks!

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{{LoH/StorylineTopBar|issue=Hat's All, Folks!|prev=Welcome to the Jungle|next=Candy Inside Razor Blades}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Issue}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Endure}}
|text='''Moxie:''' Thank heavens you are here.<br />
We need every able body. There are buildings burning everywhere.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Endure}}
|text='''Moxie:''' Put out as many fires as you can...<br />
And put down whoever is behind this mayhem!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

== It's No Slouch ==

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Area|It's No Slouch}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Masked Thugs}}
|text='''Moxie:''' Remember that lesson I taught you about striking a cinder block?<br />
Keep that fresh in your mind if you see any looters!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Masked Thugs}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Masked Thugs}}
|text='''Masked Thug:''' I'm telling you, while everyone is playing fireman the city is ripe for the ...<br />
...I can never catch a break, can I?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Kindlings (1)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Mixology}}
|text='''Kindling:''' Who doesn't like a nice cocktail at a BBQ?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Kindlings (2)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Splash Damage (236)}}
|text='''Kindling:''' I really love what I have done with this place!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Arsonists}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Kindling}}
|text='''Arsonist:''' So this is the teacher's pet who has been ruining all our work!
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Kindling}}
|text='''Arsonist:''' Guess we are gonna have to start all over again!<br />
'''Bald Arsonist:''' Once we are done taking care of you!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

== Ushanka, I Thank Ya' ==

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Sunderlings}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Sunderlings}}
|text='''Sunderling:''' Don't you have fires that need putting out? Cuz I know there are banks that need robbing.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Sunderlings}}
|text='''Sunderling:''' And it would save us a lot of time if we could get on with that...<br />
Instead of hanging around here kicking your butt!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Kindlings}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Black Smoke}}
|text='''Kindling:''' <nowiki>*cough*cough*cough*</nowiki>
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Arsonists (1)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Kindling}}
|text='''Arsonist:''' You know that we are not going to run out of gasoline anytime soon...<br />
'''Bald Arsonist:''' How long can you keep going?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Arsonists (2)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Kindling}}
|text='''Female Arsonist:''' Psss! I am actually running a little low on gasoline.<br />
'''Bald Arsonist:''' Let's take care of him this time so the boss doesn't have to.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Firerazer}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Firerazer}}
|text='''Firerazer:''' So you are the squirt that has been putting out my fires.<br />
We know you can handle my henchmen...
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Firerazer}}
|text='''Firerazer:''' Now let's see how you fare against The Fire Razer!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

== They Tuque It ==

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Sunderlings (1)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Sunderlings}}
|text='''Sunderling:''' Someone can't take a hint...<br />
'''Other Sunderling:''' ...or a beating!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Arsonists}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Kindling}}
|text='''Female Arsonist:''' We just want to make some pretty fires...<br />
'''Arsonist:''' What's so wrong with that?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Sunderlings (2)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Sunderlings}}
|text='''Sunderling:''' Aren't these emergent types supposed to be busy putting out fire?<br />
'''Other Sunderling:''' The boss ain't gonna be happy.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Sunder}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|What We Need Is a Distraction}}
|text='''Sunder:''' There are too many Phaeton students running around today...<br />
I guess Fire Razer could not distract all of you.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|What We Need Is a Distraction}}
|text='''Sunder:''' Sunder can rip through a bank vault with these bare hands.<br />
What do you think I will do to you?
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

== Sugary Balaclava ==

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Area|Sugary Balaclava}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Finishing Blow}}
|text='''Moxie:''' It looks like we have finally made a dent in this mess.<br />
We are trying to apprehend IxNay... a deadly criminal mastermind.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|H____}}
|text='''Moxie:''' He was once The Abyss' most promising acolyte.<br />
Nobody knows why he turned to a life of crime.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Finishing Blow}}
|text='''Moxie:''' He lives in total sensory deprivation and has not uttered a word since leaving the school.<br />
So we may never know what happened.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Masked Thugs (1)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Masked Thugs}}
|text='''Masked Thug:''' You have made a lot of powerful enemies today!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Masked Thugs (2)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Masked Thugs}}
|text='''Masked Thug:''' There is a sweet bonus for anyone who brings you down today.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Masked Thugs (3)}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Masked Thugs}}
|text='''Masked Thug:''' I have no interest in losing out on another bonus to IxNay!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Ixnay}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|IxNay}}
|text='''Ixnay:''' ...
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

== Oh My Cordobes! ==

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Crime Blotter}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Rise Up}}
|text='''The Crime Blotter''': You just made the front page of The Crime Blotter.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|End of Fight|Crime Blotter}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|The Crime Blotter}}
|text='''The Crime Blotter''': I guess I had a bad lead, sorry.<br />
I should have recognized you as a member of The Phaeton Project.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|The Crime Blotter}}
|text='''The Crime Blotter''': I am the Crime Blotter. I have been patrolling Guttertown since my days with The Upstarts.<br />
And I can tell you that IxNay is not to the top of the food chain.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Puppet Master}}
|text='''The Crime Blotter''': Still chasing down leads but there is someone new running things around here.<br />
Someone they call The Hat!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Firerazer}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Firerazer}}
|text='''Firerazer:''' You are not fighting henchmen anymore.<br />
Strictly end bosses from here on out!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Sunder}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Sunder}}
|text='''Sunder:''' You have cost me a lot of cash today!
I am going to get my money's worth out of the beating you have coming to you!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|Ixnay}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|IxNay}}
|text='''Ixnay:''' ...
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|Beginning of Fight|The Hat}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|The Hat}}
|text='''The Hat:''' Impressive. Very impressive.<br />
I don't suppose you would be interested in a position with my organization?
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|The Hat}}
|text='''The Hat:''' I thought not. Ah well...<br />
You will find I am something of a "hands-on" boss.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|The Hat}}
|text='''The Hat:''' And I am going to put some hands-on my underlings after I deal with you myself.
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}

{{LoH/DialogueBegin|End of Fight|The Hat}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Oh, Really?}}
|text='''The Hat:''' Everything went according to plan.
}}
{{LoH/DialoguePanel
|art={{LoH/CardArt|Oh, Really?}}
|text='''The Hat:''' Distractions within distractions allowed us to finally steal that shipping container from the waterfront.<br />
They will never know what hit them!
}}
{{LoH/DialogueEnd}}