LotS/Universal Superstar's Fan Pacifier

name::Universal Superstar's Fan Pacifier	[[:Category:LotS/type::Main Hand|type::Main Hand]]
Attack: attack::132 Defense: defense::128
"Hands off the Merchandise!": While equipped chance for bonus damage
It's great to be adored by legions of fans, and know that each one would be willing to sacrifice their firstborn child just to have their picture taken with you. But as Typale found upon attaining the rank of Universal Superstar, Galaxydome enthusiasts can sometimes get rather grabby and obnoxious. He eventually got sick of having their greasy, nacho-cheese-covered fingerprints smeared all over his shiny new armor, and started blasting. Unfortunately this didn't have the desired effect. His fans now mob him even more, in the hope of sharing the dubious glory of being gunned down by their hero.
Obtained from Limited Time Item (30 GS)

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