LotS/Smarter-Than-You Phone
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| name::Smarter-Than-You Phone | [[:Category:LotS/type::Trinket|type::Trinket]] |
| Attack: attack::580 Defense: defense::600 |
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| "I'm Sorry, <playername>. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That": Chance for bonus damage | |
| Long ago, phones merely corrected your typing. Now they can correct every aspect of your lifestyle. For example, you might try to order a double cheeseburger topped with crispy bacon, hash browns, and onion rings, only to have the phone nullify your voice and request a low calorie salad instead. | |
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| Used in the following 2001 Hal Reference "I'm sorry Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That" | |
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