LotS/Piscarian Masseuse

name::Piscarian Masseuse	[[:Category:LotS/type::Crew|type::Crew]]
Attack: attack::15 Defense: defense::16 race::Piscarian class::Healer bonus::Special
Piscarian Masseuse's Attack increases by 1 if Mr. Falyx is in the ship, and Defense by 4 if Zunba the Red is in the ship
"A happy ending? I think you've mistaken me for a writer. I give massages. Take your clothes off, lie down on the table, and I'll show you. See? It feels soothing, doesn't it? All the tension is leaving your body, like it's being washed away by the waves. But if you still want a happy ending, I could tell you a story while I work... Maybe the one about the brave little death-shark..." -- A Piscarian masseuse
Obtained from Death-Match II

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