LoH/items/Fat Pharaoh's Bracers
< LoH
| Fat Pharaoh's Bracers Gloves | |
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| III. "He has this ritual. Whenever he went to war in ancient times, he ate one of every food in the kingdom first. So he wanted to do that before attacking the senate. The thing is, America has way more food than ancient Egypt... He's not even close to being done, and I'm starting to look like a sumo wrestler. Plus he's costing me a fortune! At this rate I'm going to have to take a job with Sunder just to pay the bills... Oh, great. He's waking up. I can feel him stirring. I'd better go find something for him to eat, or I'll never hear the end of it." -- Mark Thomas, aka Fat Pharaoh | |
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