LotS/Ralp Sek Bul

name::Ralp Sek Bul	[[:Category:LotS/type::Officer|type::Officer]]
Attack: attack::67 Defense: defense::67 race::Rylattu class::Special bonus::Special
Paranoia to the Fifth: Chance for bonus damage (574,000); Chance to create a Continuum Transfunctioner (Large Plus)
"<Player>! If you don't buy my magnificent products, this pitiful attempt to battle Kulnar-Xex will end in your hilarious destruction! Just listen to testimonials from other pathetic stink-beasts. 49.9% of puny human customers still capable of using their heads agree that 5th Paranoia's weapons are the finest they've purchased all day!" -- Ralp Sek Bul, CEO of 5th Paranoia
Obtained from Lab: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/ralpsekbul|Experiment|firstreward}}

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