LotS/Chief UX Officer Gabriel

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name::Chief UX Officer Gabriel [[:Category:LotS/type::Officer|type::Officer]]
Attack: attack::62
Defense: defense::50
Race race::Human
Role class::Melee
Attribute bonus::Any

Chief UX Officer Gabriel
UI or You Die: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Epic raids; Extra damage for each Melee crew in the ship; Extra damage if Lekka the Retributor or R.E.B.O.T. is in the ship.
"I handle the UI and UX," the pirate says. "User Interface and User Experience."

"On a spaceship?"

"Yeah. Hear about the guy who got ripped in half by poorly functioning automatic doors? Or the captain whose ass got blown off because they gave him a landmine instead of a cushion? Bad UX. Real bad. I'm here to make sure that doesn't happen."

"I see..." You examine the seat of the chair you were about to sit down on, and frown. "Gabe, is this an explosive?"

"Maybe. I'm training an intern, and he's still getting the hang of things."

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{{#set:statdps=298 }} {{#set:minprocdps=0 }} {{#set:maxprocdps=0 }} {{#set:totalminprocdps=298 }} {{#set:totalmaxprocdps=298 }} {{#set:stamina=0 }} {{#set:energy=0 }} {{#set:honor=0 }} {{#set:pvp=0 }} {{#set:pvpattack=0 }} {{#set:pvpdefense=0 }} {{#set:health=0 }}

{{#set:color=Yellow}} {{#set:ability=UI or You Die: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Epic raids; Extra damage for each Melee crew in the ship; Extra damage if Lekka the Retributor or R.E.B.O.T. is in the ship.}} {{#set:text="I handle the UI and UX," the pirate says. "User Interface and User Experience."

"On a spaceship?"

"Yeah. Hear about the guy who got ripped in half by poorly functioning automatic doors? Or the captain whose ass got blown off because they gave him a landmine instead of a cushion? Bad UX. Real bad. I'm here to make sure that doesn't happen."

"I see..." You examine the seat of the chair you were about to sit down on, and frown. "Gabe, is this an explosive?"

"Maybe. I'm training an intern, and he's still getting the hang of things."}} {{#set:obtained=}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}