LotS/Alternate Talia's Chest

name::Alternate Talia's Chest	[[:Category:LotS/type::Chest|type::Chest]]
Attack: attack::960 Defense: defense::550
Appropriation of Ryx: Chance for bonus damage (10% @ 1,025,000); Extra damage against Nightmare raids (+4,100,000) (max: 5,125,000)
1. "But, Ms. Ryx," the waiter said, "we don't serve shark fin jalfrezi here. We're an Italian restaurant! You'll have to settle for the shark fin alfredo-" The woman leapt up, threw her chair backwards, and swept her arm across the table. Crockery smashed on the floor. Knives and forks clattered. She grabbed the waiter's lapels, her goatee bristling with anger. "Do you know who I am, you little bastard? I'm the scourge of the Sian Empire! I'm the head of the Sian Dragon gang! So tell your chef that if I don't get my shark fin jalfrezi, I'll put holes in all your heads!"
Obtained from Invaders from Dimension B
Proc Rate procRate::10%
Proc Damage (minimum)
Proc Damage (cap)

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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Appropriation of Ryx: Chance for bonus damage (10% @ 1,025,000); Extra damage against Nightmare raids (+4,100,000) (max: 5,125,000)}} {{#set:text=1. "But, Ms. Ryx," the waiter said, "we don't serve shark fin jalfrezi here. We're an Italian restaurant! You'll have to settle for the shark fin alfredo-"
The woman leapt up, threw her chair backwards, and swept her arm across the table. Crockery smashed on the floor. Knives and forks clattered. She grabbed the waiter's lapels, her goatee bristling with anger.
"Do you know who I am, you little bastard? I'm the scourge of the Sian Empire! I'm the head of the Sian Dragon gang! So tell your chef that if I don't get my shark fin jalfrezi, I'll put holes in all your heads!"}} {{#set:obtained=Invaders from Dimension B}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}