LotS/Maniac Machete

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name::Maniac Machete [[:Category:LotS/type::Off Hand|type::Off Hand]]
Attack: attack::590
Defense: defense::623
Maniac Machete
Slasher Supreme: Chance for bonus damage
Being a masked murderer in classic slasher genre fashion is hard these days. Generations of horror movies and violent videogames have desensitized teenagers, and most of them will just look at you and laugh. Sure, if you appear with a bloody weapon in your hand, that might provide the psychological edge you need. But there you run into the age-old chicken and egg conundrum: How do you deal with your first victim, before your machete's hacked anyone up? After all, if that person mocks you, it might put you off and ruin your entire evening of murderous mayhem.

That's why Fear Factory's machetes, axes, chainsaws, and the other weapons in their Maniac Murderer range, come with blood already on them -- kept perpetually fresh and glistening thanks to special chemical compounds.

Obtained from

Limited Time Item (40 GS)

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{{#set:color=Yellow}} {{#set:ability=Slasher Supreme: Chance for bonus damage}} {{#set:text=Being a masked murderer in classic slasher genre fashion is hard these days. Generations of horror movies and violent videogames have desensitized teenagers, and most of them will just look at you and laugh. Sure, if you appear with a bloody weapon in your hand, that might provide the psychological edge you need. But there you run into the age-old chicken and egg conundrum: How do you deal with your first victim, before your machete's hacked anyone up? After all, if that person mocks you, it might put you off and ruin your entire evening of murderous mayhem.

That's why Fear Factory's machetes, axes, chainsaws, and the other weapons in their Maniac Murderer range, come with blood already on them -- kept perpetually fresh and glistening thanks to special chemical compounds.}} {{#set:obtained=Limited Time Item (40 GS)}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}