LotS/Tesseract Cannon

name::Tesseract Cannon	[[:Category:LotS/type::Engineering|type::Engineering]]
Attack: attack::0 Defense: defense::0 engineeringType::Weapons
Red Sky at Morning: Chance for bonus damage
"And why should I bring my mighty sharpshooting abilities to your disgusting ship, puny Vlarg?" Go'arn slammed his (mighty) stein onto the bar, flecks of foam flying everywhere. "You insult the greatness of both me and the Rylattu! I should annihilate you where you sit!" Then he looked down at the empty mug, almost thoughtfully. "But that would distract me from my epic quest to investigate this 'grog.'" The wistful expression vanished and he slammed his fist on the table, drawing his blaster with the other hand and aiming it right at the barkeeper before roaring, "I demand more of this pitiful swill! And don't you dare forget the little umbrella this time! That's the most important ingredient!" The Vlarg scooped up a piece of foam that had hit her captain's hat and idly flicked it away. "That is an important quest." Her tone was incredibly bored, but her green eyes couldn't quite hide her amusement. "But my puny vessel has the only cannon in the universe capable of weaponizing a tesseract." That caught Go'arn's attention, and he looked away from the trembling barman, one eyebrow raised. "And," she continued, picking up her own mug from the bar, "before you ask: Yes, we have plenty of grog on board."
Obtained from Expedition Pack (Current)

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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Red Sky at Morning: Chance for bonus damage}} {{#set:text="And why should I bring my mighty sharpshooting abilities to your disgusting ship, puny Vlarg?" Go'arn slammed his (mighty) stein onto the bar, flecks of foam flying everywhere. "You insult the greatness of both me and the Rylattu! I should annihilate you where you sit!"

Then he looked down at the empty mug, almost thoughtfully. "But that would distract me from my epic quest to investigate this 'grog.'"

The wistful expression vanished and he slammed his fist on the table, drawing his blaster with the other hand and aiming it right at the barkeeper before roaring, "I demand more of this pitiful swill! And don't you dare forget the little umbrella this time! That's the most important ingredient!"

The Vlarg scooped up a piece of foam that had hit her captain's hat and idly flicked it away.

"That is an important quest." Her tone was incredibly bored, but her green eyes couldn't quite hide her amusement. "But my puny vessel has the only cannon in the universe capable of weaponizing a tesseract."

That caught Go'arn's attention, and he looked away from the trembling barman, one eyebrow raised.

"And," she continued, picking up her own mug from the bar, "before you ask: Yes, we have plenty of grog on board."}} {{#set:obtained=Expedition Pack (Current)}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}