2. "The city has been taking suggestions from the public about how it should deal with the cockroach infestation. These emails and tweets have ranged from the ridiculous to the sublime. Some citizens think we should eat them, and claim that insects are a valuable source of protein in a world with a growing population and increased strain on resources. One of the more eclectic ideas is that we should nuke the city from orbit, which was probably meant as a joke..." -- Tanya Hartman, reporting for Culverton's Channel 8 News