LotS/Anguished Love Handcuffs

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name::Anguished Love Handcuffs [[:Category:LotS/type::Trinket|type::Trinket]]
Attack: attack::118
Defense: defense::103
Anguished Love Handcuffs
Pleasure and Pain: Chance for bonus damage against Human or Mechanized raids; Extra damage for each additional Anguished Love item equipped
8. Kristy Love, as the bot was named, was a tremendous success. With her electronic mind filled with all the smuttiness of humanity's trashiest soaps, she took to her work on Cythera like... like a simile whose very utterance might lead to lawsuits or at least blushes. TALOS' customers were pleased. Marek congratulated Wilex. The Chief Assembler praised his technicians. Tina decided to date both Elro and Amjid until she could decide whom she liked better. There was happiness all round. However, in an imperfect universe there are always some who end up disgruntled. In this case it was the wives and husbands of Kristy's customers. Bad enough that their spouses were cheating on them... but with a robot? Thus they visited Ms. Love to express their displeasure.
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Kristy Love

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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Pleasure and Pain: Chance for bonus damage against Human or Mechanized raids; Extra damage for each additional Anguished Love item equipped}} {{#set:text=8. Kristy Love, as the bot was named, was a tremendous success. With her electronic mind filled with all the smuttiness of humanity's trashiest soaps, she took to her work on Cythera like... like a simile whose very utterance might lead to lawsuits or at least blushes. TALOS' customers were pleased. Marek congratulated Wilex. The Chief Assembler praised his technicians. Tina decided to date both Elro and Amjid until she could decide whom she liked better. There was happiness all round. However, in an imperfect universe there are always some who end up disgruntled. In this case it was the wives and husbands of Kristy's customers. Bad enough that their spouses were cheating on them... but with a robot? Thus they visited Ms. Love to express their displeasure.}} {{#set:obtained=Kristy Love}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}