LotS/Big (Expletive Deleted) Gun

name::Big (Expletive Deleted) Gun	[[:Category:LotS/type::Main Hand|type::Main Hand]]
Attack: attack::168 Defense: defense::157
Speak Crudely and Carry a Big Gun: Chance for bonus damage (7% @ 16,400); Extra damage against Organic Humanoids (41,000)
"Come on, <Player>! We all know what the gun's called. It was written right there on the casing before you melted it off. If I'm old enough to rule a planet and kill people with a chainsaw, I'm old enough to use curse words! *sigh* Fine. I won't say it. But I still think this is lame..." -- Prince Telemachus
Obtained from Mission Boss: {{#varpull:LotS/missions/theprinceandthepixels|LotS/missionboss|name}} (Zone {{#varpull:LotS/missions/theprinceandthepixels|LotS/MissionHeader|zone}})
Used in the following Lab: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/witch'sbroomstick|Experiment|firstreward}}
Proc Rate procRate::7%
Proc Damage (minimum)
Proc Damage (cap)

{{#set:statdps=829 }} {{#set:minprocdps=56 }} {{#set:maxprocdps=140 }} {{#set:totalminprocdps=885 }} {{#set:totalmaxprocdps=969 }} {{#set:stamina=0 }} {{#set:energy=0 }} {{#set:honor=0 }} {{#set:pvp=0 }} {{#set:pvpattack=0 }} {{#set:pvpdefense=0 }} {{#set:health=0 }}

{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Speak Crudely and Carry a Big Gun: Chance for bonus damage (7% @ 16,400); Extra damage against Organic Humanoids (41,000)}} {{#set:text="Come on, <Player>! We all know what the gun's called. It was written right there on the casing before you melted it off. If I'm old enough to rule a planet and kill people with a chainsaw, I'm old enough to use curse words! *sigh* Fine. I won't say it. But I still think this is lame..." -- Prince Telemachus}} {{#set:obtained=Mission Boss: {{#varpull:LotS/missions/theprinceandthepixels|LotS/missionboss|name}} (Zone {{#varpull:LotS/missions/theprinceandthepixels|LotS/MissionHeader|zone}})}} {{#set:used=Lab: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/witch'sbroomstick|Experiment|firstreward}}}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}