LotS/Man of Mystery Trousers

name::Man of Mystery Trousers	[[:Category:LotS/type::Pants|type::Pants]]
Attack: attack::50 Defense: defense::50
Owning this item increases an upcoming legendary officer's bonus damage...
"Pants! Now you won't be arrested for indecent exposure, and can face my next rid... enigma... without worrying about dropping the soap! Ah, look at all those forums explode! The interstellar community's heard about our duel. Let's see what they're saying... What!?! The Enigma Ace is the 'made on Pluto' version of the Riddle Master!?! Damn trolls! But I've got something around here that can deal with them... Well, maybe the species isn't quite the same. But I'm not a zoologist! And it has the right weapons. Twice as many as the thing that missed the boat (though half as many of something else as the glorified barber). Anyway, they can talk to the Finger, because Bob ain't listening! Grab your quarters. Oh, and fry up some green chilies and onions." -- The Enigma Ace
Obtained from The Neon Knights on-hit drop
Notes This item will display as Man/Woman of Mystery depending on the gender of your in game character.

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