LotS/Crazy Commando Pistol

name::Crazy Commando Pistol	[[:Category:LotS/type::Off Hand|type::Off Hand]]
Attack: attack::45 Defense: defense::38
Insanity Laughs: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage for each Crazy Commando item equipped
1. "My first day of combat training was a magnificent success! I destroyed more targets than any other soldier! I even demonstrated my amazing ingenuity by requisitioning new weapons from the armory, when I saw that the ones I was given on the practice field only emitted harmless light and sounds instead of deadly laser beams and explosions. The commander must have been attempting to test me. I would present myself to him for a commendation, but they say he was blown up in some sort of training accident." -- 'Insane' Ipk Dal Flek's audio journal
Obtained from Shop 30 GS(Limited)

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