LotS/Ram-Raid Hacker Boots

name::Ram-Raid Hacker Boots	[[:Category:LotS/type::Boots|type::Boots]]
Attack: attack::625 Defense: defense::524
High-Impact Hacking: Chance for bonus damage (10% @ 410,000); Extra damage for each Tactic applied on a raid (10,250 for each); Extra damage against Mechanized raids (1,025,000); Extra proc against Mechanized raids
7. "*Ahem* Excuse me, dears..." Ms. Cooper stepped out of her classroom. The broad smile on her face quivered at the edges. "It's... It's time for class! If you wouldn't mind-" By way of an answer, Ellis -- who'd earned his rolls of flab and terrible skin the old fashioned way, by devouring huge quantities of chocolate and French fries for a genuine, non-poser aesthetic -- turned around and fired his Intestinal Disorganizer at her abdomen. The French teacher squealed. She pranced down the corridor, clenching and clutching her buttocks, and disappeared inside the toilets at the far end. "Chad hate nerds!" The football player got to his feet. "Chad kill nerds and eat their brains! Then Chad be smart too!" "I told you to shut it!" Becky Harrison said. She stood at the group's forefront, a scrawny waif whose mop of dyed ginger hair hung around her head in an orange cloud, a disheveled mess woven by expert hairdressers. "Chad-" "Chad should learn to use the first person..." She pulled out an oversized, cartoonish pistol and fired.
Obtained from Ram-Raid Hacker Vault

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{{#set:color=Yellow}} {{#set:ability=High-Impact Hacking: Chance for bonus damage (10% @ 410,000); Extra damage for each Tactic applied on a raid (10,250 for each); Extra damage against Mechanized raids (1,025,000); Extra proc against Mechanized raids}} {{#set:text=7. "*Ahem* Excuse me, dears..." Ms. Cooper stepped out of her classroom. The broad smile on her face quivered at the edges. "It's... It's time for class! If you wouldn't mind-"

By way of an answer, Ellis -- who'd earned his rolls of flab and terrible skin the old fashioned way, by devouring huge quantities of chocolate and French fries for a genuine, non-poser aesthetic -- turned around and fired his Intestinal Disorganizer at her abdomen. The French teacher squealed. She pranced down the corridor, clenching and clutching her buttocks, and disappeared inside the toilets at the far end.

"Chad hate nerds!" The football player got to his feet. "Chad kill nerds and eat their brains! Then Chad be smart too!"

"I told you to shut it!" Becky Harrison said. She stood at the group's forefront, a scrawny waif whose mop of dyed ginger hair hung around her head in an orange cloud, a disheveled mess woven by expert hairdressers.

"Chad-"

"Chad should learn to use the first person..."

She pulled out an oversized, cartoonish pistol and fired.}} {{#set:obtained=Ram-Raid Hacker Vault}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}