LotS/Crimzo the Killer Clown

name::Crimzo the Killer Clown	[[:Category:LotS/type::Officer|type::Officer]]
Attack: attack::54 Defense: defense::29 race::Human class::Melee bonus::Special
Die Laughing: Chance for bonus damage (172,200); Extra damage against Alliance raids (215,250)
"What's fat, funny, and doesn't get shot in the head? Me! Because you need a clown, <Player>! Oh, I've heard about all the naughty little things you've done. You're not a happy bunny, are you? But if you stick with me, I'll turn that frown upside down! And I'll stab anyone who doesn't laugh at your jokes..." -- Crimzo the Killer Clown
Obtained from Crimzo the Killer Clown
Required In Item Hunt: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/mp|Experiment|firstreward}}

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