LotS/Satire

name::Satire	[[:Category:LotS/type::Engineering - Weapons|type::Engineering - Weapons]]
Attack: attack::0 Defense: defense::0 engineeringType::Weapons
Very Sharp Pen: Chance for bonus damage (15% 328,000) @; Extra damage for each Shrewd Observation owned (+51,250) (current max: 943,000)
Which target is more vital? Your enemy's physical body, or the entire context of their existence? A missle hits your target once. Satire will hold a mirror to it for eternity, long after you are gone, and ask all passers, "But isn't it funny, when you really look at it?" And, "Why is it like this, do you think?" And, "Don't you think we should do better?"
Obtained from Star Turtle Distress
Proc Rate procRate::15%
Proc Damage (minimum)
Proc Damage (cap)

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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Very Sharp Pen: Chance for bonus damage (15% 328,000) @; Extra damage for each Shrewd Observation owned (+51,250) (current max: 943,000)}} {{#set:text=Which target is more vital? Your enemy's physical body, or the entire context of their existence?

A missle hits your target once. Satire will hold a mirror to it for eternity, long after you are gone, and ask all passers, "But isn't it funny, when you really look at it?"

And, "Why is it like this, do you think?"

And, "Don't you think we should do better?"}} {{#set:obtained=Star Turtle Distress}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}