LotS/Mother Knows Best

name::Mother Knows Best	[[:Category:LotS/type::Utility|type::Utility]]
Attack: attack::20 Defense: defense::45
Mira's Nagging: Chance to restore Honor and nag you (1/5/20% chance to restore 6 Honor per proc)
Most parents never stop worrying about their children, even when those sons and daughters are well into adulthood. That was certainly true of Mira Aronowitz. As she lay on her deathbed, what troubled her wasn't the thought of her own mortality, but rather that her son might slip into lax moral ways when she wasn't around to keep an eye on him. Hence one of her final acts was to have a device programmed with an artificial intelligence based on her personality, ensuring that she could nag him from beyond the grave when necessary.
Obtained from Expedition Pack (Retired) H8 Vault
Notes Mira has been known to say: Mira says: "Talia will never find a good husband if she keeps behaving like that." Mira says: "Why don't you try talking to people, instead of resorting to violence all the time?" Mira gives a meaningful cough, evidently displeased by something you've done. Mira says: "Wipe your feet after you walk through the corpses. Were you born in a barn?" Mira says: "You've been drinking too much scotch. Alcohol is a crutch!" Mira says: "All this killing! What would your parents say, young man?" Mira says: "Why can't you find a nice girl and settle down?" Mira says: "Why don't you make Telemachus go to school, instead of murdering people?" Mira says: "A gentleman should always open a door for a lady. If he doesn't, she should kick him in the groin." Mira says: "Did you wash behind your ears this morning?" Mira says: "In my day girls didn't dress like prostitutes! Except the ones who *were* prostitutes..."

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{{#set:color=Red}} {{#set:ability=Mira's Nagging: Chance to restore Honor and nag you (1/5/20% chance to restore 6 Honor per proc)}} {{#set:text=Most parents never stop worrying about their children, even when those sons and daughters are well into adulthood. That was certainly true of Mira Aronowitz. As she lay on her deathbed, what troubled her wasn't the thought of her own mortality, but rather that her son might slip into lax moral ways when she wasn't around to keep an eye on him. Hence one of her final acts was to have a device programmed with an artificial intelligence based on her personality, ensuring that she could nag him from beyond the grave when necessary.}} {{#set:obtained=Expedition Pack (Retired)

H8 Vault}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=Mira has been known to say:

Mira says: "Talia will never find a good husband if she keeps behaving like that."

Mira says: "Why don't you try talking to people, instead of resorting to violence all the time?"

Mira gives a meaningful cough, evidently displeased by something you've done.

Mira says: "Wipe your feet after you walk through the corpses. Were you born in a barn?"

Mira says: "You've been drinking too much scotch. Alcohol is a crutch!"

Mira says: "All this killing! What would your parents say, young man?"

Mira says: "Why can't you find a nice girl and settle down?"

Mira says: "Why don't you make Telemachus go to school, instead of murdering people?"

Mira says: "A gentleman should always open a door for a lady. If he doesn't, she should kick him in the groin."

Mira says: "Did you wash behind your ears this morning?"

Mira says: "In my day girls didn't dress like prostitutes! Except the ones who *were* prostitutes..."}} {{#set:unique=}}