LotS/Witch's Broomstick

name::Witch's Broomstick	[[:Category:LotS/type::Utility|type::Utility]]
Attack: attack::210 Defense: defense::210
Malleus Maleficarum: Small chance for heavy bonus damage
This product was originally devised as a children's toy, and lawyers across human space salivated in anticipation. Alas, those litigious fellows were thwarted when someone at the company realized the potential for complete and utter disaster. Hence the broomsticks were never officially released, though some of them ended up appearing on interstellar auction sites for high prices -- advertised both as means of transport and for less wholesome purposes.
Obtained from Lab: {{#varpull:LotS/experiment/witch'sbroomstick|Experiment|firstreward}}

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