LotS/Madman Moglub

name::Madman Moglub	[[:Category:LotS/type::Officer|type::Officer]]
Attack: attack::29 Defense: defense::23 race::Piscarian class::Special bonus::Discipline
Rugged Guide: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Alliance Raids
"Fish out of water... Funny. Real funny. Never heard that one before... You want to be a comedian, piss off and do it somewhere else -- unless you want a lesson in violent slapstick. Yeah, I live in a desert. And I'm a Piscarian. So what? I know these sands like you know bad jokes. That's why this tubby chef hired me to guide her. I could have got us back to town after our aircraft crashed. A few dozen miles through the desert? No problem. But I didn't know Wahsh Al-Sahraa would come for us. Guess you saved our asses... Okay, knock off the fish jokes and I'll buy you a drink." -- Madman Moglub
Obtained from Wahsh Al-Sahraa

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{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Rugged Guide: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Alliance Raids}} {{#set:text="Fish out of water... Funny. Real funny. Never heard that one before... You want to be a comedian, piss off and do it somewhere else -- unless you want a lesson in violent slapstick. Yeah, I live in a desert. And I'm a Piscarian. So what? I know these sands like you know bad jokes. That's why this tubby chef hired me to guide her. I could have got us back to town after our aircraft crashed. A few dozen miles through the desert? No problem. But I didn't know Wahsh Al-Sahraa would come for us. Guess you saved our asses... Okay, knock off the fish jokes and I'll buy you a drink." -- Madman Moglub}} {{#set:obtained=Wahsh Al-Sahraa}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}