LotS/Man of Mystery Hat

name::Man of Mystery Hat	[[:Category:LotS/type::Helmet|type::Helmet]]
Attack: attack::50 Defense: defense::50
Owning this item increases an upcoming legendary officer's bonus damage...
"Everyone thinks the Riddle Master's so great! But he's not so smart, and I'll prove it. I'll stump you with *my* riddles! They'll call me the... the... I know! The Enigma Ace! Ready for the first one? Why is a raven like a... I mean... What walks on four legs... No, wait... Ha! Got it! The Iraqi king's cosmic foe left his head far below. Unsafe roads were a big disgrace, so Xenophon's wife slapped his face. Lysander's loins had such a rash, but were soothed by a cooling dash. Monster by name, monster by deed... Challenge me, and your brain will bleed! Wasn't I great? I even did the douchebag rhyme thing, so I sound crazy like that Riddle Master jerk. And... Oh, crap! I'm still transmitting! *ahem* I mean... I meant to do that. Yeah, it was... It was a clue! Solve it if you can, loser!" -- The Enigma Ace
Obtained from Telemachus on-hit drop

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