LotS/Mega Multicolored Cloorian Pants

name::Mega Multicolored Cloorian Pants	[[:Category:LotS/type::Pants|type::Pants]]
Attack: attack::150 Defense: defense::150
Fashion Apocalypse: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Colossal raids
You feel a great disturbance in the galaxy, as if the voices of millions of fashion designers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Good. It's about time someone shut those mincing twerps up. The important thing is that the Riddle Master's technology has once again enhanced your killing power, albeit at the cost of good taste. It's just a shame the pants glow so brightly that they shine through the rest of your clothing. That's just going to give your enemies something to aim for, and being shot in the crotch could ruin your whole day.
Obtained from Lab Experiment

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