LotS/Puny Close-Assault Brainguard

name::Puny Close-Assault Brainguard	[[:Category:LotS/type::Helmet|type::Helmet]]
Attack: attack::350 Defense: defense::200
Minions with Blades: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage for each additional {{#vardefine:item|{{#varpull:LotS/Puny Close-Assault Equipment Set|LotS/ItemSet|item1}}}}Puny Close-Assault item equipped; Extra damage against Organic Humanoid raids
3. "My parents were... were..." Sedup flopped on the card table, her head swimming with complimentary liquor. When she looked up, the Vlarg couldn't be certain that the people on either side were the same. She continued the story anyway. "Pieces of crap! When I was... was..." At the croupier's urging, she threw her chips down on the red felt without looking. "...born, they didn't like the look of me. Said I was... was... weak! Weak! I was a baby! If babies were strong, they'd rip their mothers' stomachs open and come out covered in guts!"
Obtained from Expedition Pack (Retired)

{{#set:statdps=1600 }} {{#set:minprocdps=0 }} {{#set:maxprocdps=0 }} {{#set:totalminprocdps=1600 }} {{#set:totalmaxprocdps=1600 }} {{#set:stamina=0 }} {{#set:energy=0 }} {{#set:honor=0 }} {{#set:pvp=0 }} {{#set:pvpattack=0 }} {{#set:pvpdefense=0 }} {{#set:health=0 }}

{{#set:color=Orange}} {{#set:ability=Minions with Blades: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage for each additional {{#vardefine:item|{{#varpull:LotS/Puny Close-Assault Equipment Set|LotS/ItemSet|item1}}}}Puny Close-Assault item equipped; Extra damage against Organic Humanoid raids}} {{#set:text=3. "My parents were... were..."

Sedup flopped on the card table, her head swimming with complimentary liquor. When she looked up, the Vlarg couldn't be certain that the people on either side were the same. She continued the story anyway.

"Pieces of crap! When I was... was..." At the croupier's urging, she threw her chips down on the red felt without looking. "...born, they didn't like the look of me. Said I was... was... weak! Weak! I was a baby! If babies were strong, they'd rip their mothers' stomachs open and come out covered in guts!"}} {{#set:obtained=Expedition Pack (Retired)}} {{#set:used=}} {{#set:notes=}} {{#set:unique=}}