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|text=Sun Wu, better known to generations of military scholars as Sun Tzu (Master Sun), has been co-opted by numerous organizations and corporations over the centuries. For example, a popular manufacturer of fortune cookies claimed that each message found within their cookies was created by an accurate and reliable computerized simulation of the master strategist himself -- and should therefore be held in the highest regard. This resulted in a lawsuit, after a young accountant received a fortune which said, "If you invade during the spring, success will be yours!" but ended up getting his left buttock blown off when he tried to conquer his colony. | |text=Sun Wu, better known to generations of military scholars as Sun Tzu (Master Sun), has been co-opted by numerous organizations and corporations over the centuries. For example, a popular manufacturer of fortune cookies claimed that each message found within their cookies was created by an accurate and reliable computerized simulation of the master strategist himself -- and should therefore be held in the highest regard. This resulted in a lawsuit, after a young accountant received a fortune which said, "If you invade during the spring, success will be yours!" but ended up getting his left buttock blown off when he tried to conquer his colony. | ||
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