Editing LotS/Ralp Sek Bul

{{LotS Item
|name=Ralp Sek Bul
|color=Orange
|attack=67
|defense=67
|race=Rylattu
|class=Special
|bonus=Special
|type=Officer
|ability=Paranoia to the Fifth: Chance for bonus damage (574,000); Chance to create a Continuum Transfunctioner (Large Plus)
|text="<Player>! If you don't buy my magnificent products, this pitiful attempt to battle Kulnar-Xex will end in your hilarious destruction! Just listen to testimonials from other pathetic stink-beasts. 49.9% of puny human customers still capable of using their heads agree that 5th Paranoia's weapons are the finest they've purchased all day!" -- Ralp Sek Bul, CEO of 5th Paranoia
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|ralpsekbul}}
|used=
|notes=
}}