Editing LotS/Cosmic Deportment Cane

{{LotS Item
|name=Cosmic Deportment Cane
|color=Purple
|attack=500
|defense=500
|procRate=10
|procDmgMin=5000
|procDmgCap=10000
|type=Main Hand
|ability=Interstellar Vogue: Chance for bonus damage (10%@102,500); Extra damage against Organic Humanoid raids (205,000); Increases Honor by 5
|text="If a fellow diner neglects to pass the port in a timely fashion, a Novocastrian might politely remind them by asking, 'Do you know the Bishop of Norwich?' If this fails to prompt the fortified beverage's continued orbit around the table, the following is then added: 'He's a terribly good chap, but he always forgets to pass the port.'

Niflung berserkers have a similar tradition. If one monopolizes the pitcher of ale in an inconsiderate manner, one may be asked, 'Do you want an axe through your head?' Should this admonition not succeed in parting one from the vessel, the aggrieved party will often emphasize their displeasure with the fatal cleaving of one's skull."

-- Levrett's Guide to Interstellar Etiquette
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Thyestean Banquet}}
|used={{LotS/Labex|thyesteanbanquetcane‎}}<br>
{{LotS/Labex|thegranddeportment}}
|notes=
}}