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|type=Boots | |type=Boots | ||
|ability=Smeg Head!: Chance for bonus damage against {{LotS/ | |ability=Smeg Head!: Chance for bonus damage against {{LotS/ColorLink|LotS/raids/general/Space Pox|Space Pox|Gold}} raid; Increases Stamina by 5 | ||
|text=5. When words proved inadequate, the Blue Dwarves resorted to violence. They brutally assaulted the insipid stars of 'My Mother-in-Law Is a Galactic Dictator!' -- the tiresome reality TV program which had replaced their precious show -- until those pseudo-celebrities refused to record any more episodes. They torched network executives' cars, and stormed board meetings. But their final stratagem was the most outlandish. They hacked into the network's bank accounts, stole vast quantities of wealth, and used it to create a gigantic replica of their show's titular spaceship. Then they threatened to crash the ship into the network's headquarters if they didn't relent. The executives knew when they were beaten, and new episodes of the show went into production the very next day. | |text=5. When words proved inadequate, the Blue Dwarves resorted to violence. They brutally assaulted the insipid stars of 'My Mother-in-Law Is a Galactic Dictator!' -- the tiresome reality TV program which had replaced their precious show -- until those pseudo-celebrities refused to record any more episodes. They torched network executives' cars, and stormed board meetings. But their final stratagem was the most outlandish. They hacked into the network's bank accounts, stole vast quantities of wealth, and used it to create a gigantic replica of their show's titular spaceship. Then they threatened to crash the ship into the network's headquarters if they didn't relent. The executives knew when they were beaten, and new episodes of the show went into production the very next day. | ||
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