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<p>Created page with &quot;I was sitting in the bar, smashed right off my head,&lt;br&gt; Wondering where the creds&#039;d gone, wishing I was dead,&lt;br&gt; Felt like I&#039;d bashed my skull and knocked out half my brain,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>I was sitting in the bar, smashed right off my head,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Wondering where the creds&#039;d gone, wishing I was dead,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Felt like I&#039;d bashed my skull and knocked out half my brain,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Or snorted a Sussurra like he was cocaine.&lt;br&gt;<br /> That&#039;s when he walked over, wearing a cheap blue suit,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Thought he was some douchebag pimp looking to recruit.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Soon as he sat down, he acted like a tosser,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pulled his gun and said, &quot;I&#039;m from Drekchester, prosser.&quot;&lt;br&gt;<br /> He worked for &#039;Blood and Guts&#039; Lars, leader of Green Gash,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lars wanted Barracuda for his birthday bash.&lt;br&gt;<br /> If I went along I&#039;d be swimming deep in creds,&lt;br&gt;<br /> If I didn&#039;t, they&#039;d go and cut my face to shreds.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> So we went to his ship and flew off to the bash,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Better than them finding me cut up in the trash.&lt;br&gt;<br /> He took me to this club with needles on the floor,&lt;br&gt;<br /> The kind of place they stab you right inside the door.&lt;br&gt;<br /> I jumped up on the stage, ready to start my song,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Then old Lars barged over and said that I was wrong.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> He liked Black Barracuda, not this Screaming lass,&lt;br&gt;<br /> So took a knife and shoved it right in blue suit&#039;s ass.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Then he looked at me, said he&#039;d have them break my back,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Unless I did the job as good as Barra Black.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Well happy goddamn birthday, Lars you douchebag prat,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Wasn&#039;t going to let him get away with that.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> I slipped in both my earplugs, shut the noise right out,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Then turned up Wailing Doom and let my lady shout.&lt;br&gt;<br /> The tossers started screaming, then they ran amok,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lars dashed into the street, got run down by a truck.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Not my finest gig, the reviews were really bad,&lt;br&gt;<br /> But they weren&#039;t the worst Barracuda&#039;s ever had.</div>

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