LotS/Droit and Gauche - Revision history

Yellow47 at 21:37, 11 March 2014

2014-03-11T21:37:59Z

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	\|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.		\|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.
	\|obtained={{LotS/GSshoplink\|30}}		\|obtained={{LotS/GSshoplink\|30}}
	\|notes=Droit and Gauche have been known to yell:		\|notes=Droit and Gauche have been known to yell:<br>
	Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."		Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."

Yellow47 at 21:37, 11 March 2014

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	Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."		Droit says: "If your left hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away..."

	Droit says: "One wonders why exactly an intelligent programmer would have chosen to imbue my counterpart with the personality of a murderous moron."		Droit says: "One wonders why exactly an intelligent programmer would have chosen to imbue my counterpart with the personality of a murderous moron."

	Droit says: "I believe my digital dexterity to be at least 0.00000023% superior to his."		Droit says: "I believe my digital dexterity to be at least 0.00000023% superior to his."

	Droit says: "By all means take Gauche's tactical advice, if you don't object to a violent and possibly embarrassing death."		Droit says: "By all means take Gauche's tactical advice, if you don't object to a violent and possibly embarrassing death."

	Gauche says: "You're just jealous because I get to swing the swords!"		Gauche says: "You're just jealous because I get to swing the swords!"

	Gauche says: "I call that one the sinister strike! Sinister... Get it?"		Gauche says: "I call that one the sinister strike! Sinister... Get it?"

	Gauche says: "Ever thought about having your right hand replaced with a gun or something?"		Gauche says: "Ever thought about having your right hand replaced with a gun or something?"

	Gauche says: "Got 'em! That was me -- all me! You ever seen Droit do anything like that? Huh?"		Gauche says: "Got 'em! That was me -- all me! You ever seen Droit do anything like that? Huh?"
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Yellow47 at 21:35, 11 March 2014

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 |text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.
 |obtained={{LotS/GSshoplink|30}}
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Doomcat: Updated Atk/Def

2013-02-01T01:38:53Z

Updated Atk/Def

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	\|color=Yellow		\|color=Yellow
	\|attack=17		\|attack=129
	\|defense=19		\|defense=131
	\|type=Gloves		\|type=Gloves
	\|ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell		\|ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell

Klaxxin at 05:51, 22 October 2012

2012-10-22T05:51:28Z

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	\|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.		\|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.
	\|obtained={{LotS/~~ColorLink~~\|~~LotS/shops/goldensunitems#Shop Items\|Limited Time Item (~~30 ~~GS)\|Yellow~~}}		\|obtained={{LotS/GSshoplink\|30}}
	}}		}}

Klaxxin at 00:51, 2 August 2012

2012-08-02T00:51:55Z

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	{{LotS Item		{{LotS Item
	\|name=Droit and Gauche		\|name=Droit and Gauche
	\|color=~~Gold~~		\|color=Yellow
	\|attack=17		\|attack=17
	\|defense=19		\|defense=19
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	\|ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell		\|ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell
	\|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.		\|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.
	\|obtained=30 ~~Golden Suns~~		\|obtained={{LotS/ColorLink\|LotS/shops/goldensunitems#Shop Items\|Limited Time Item (30 GS)\|Yellow}}
	}}		}}

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{{LotS Item
|name=Droit and Gauche
|color=Gold
|attack=17
|defense=19
|type=Gloves
|ability=Righteous and Sinister: Chance for bonus damage and Rivalry yell
|text=Pieces of armor with built-in AI can be useful when trekking around the galaxy, providing both protection and companionship. So, a programmer reasoned, surely putting two separate artificial intelligences in a pair of gloves would make then twice as good? The result of this somewhat dubious logic was Droit and Gauche, and a nervous breakdown. The two gloves have a heated rivalry, which has always proven most vexing for their long-suffering wearers. Listening to one's clothing arguing with itself in loud, vociferous tones for hours on end is enough to drive most people crazy.
|obtained=30 Golden Suns
}}