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LotS/Torga Sahn

2014-03-09T20:01:49Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Torga Sahn
|color=Orange
|attack=39
|defense=23
|race=Vlarg
|class=Special
|bonus=Special
|type=Officer
|ability=Incendiary Idiot savant: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Medium and Large raids
(114,800 damage, 143,500 damage against Medium and Large raids)
|text=Other mercenaries call Torga Sahn the Bungling Bomber. Hence people new to the profession often ask why anyone would ever hire her. The answer is simple, however. She's a bomber who bungles, not a merc who bungles bombings.

At any other activity Torga demonstrates the dexterity and grace of a drunken hippo. For example, whenever she grooms her hair she ends up putting the brush in at least one of her three eyes. And asking her to pour coffee is akin to requesting a scalded crotch. But such cack-handed failings don't come to pass when she's building or planting explosive devices. Her bombs never fail -- though her clients usually avoid thanking her in person, after she managed to knock one customer through a window with a botched gesticulation.
|obtained={{LotS/FacilityLink|Academy}}
}}

LotS/Rehmat Singh

2014-03-09T19:55:17Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Rehmat Singh
|color=Orange
|attack=35
|defense=21
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Discipline
|type=Officer
|ability=Lioness of the Stars: Chance for bonus damage
(106,190 damage)
|text=Her surname, meaning 'lion', is ubiquitous amongst Sikhs. Thus no one would have any particular reason to connect Rehmat with an ancestor named Manjeet Singh who once investigated mysteries on the cobbled streets of Victorian London. Nor would they care even if such things were known, for his great deeds -- like those of his companion -- were done in secret. But she knows full well what he did. And she has every intention of being worthy of that proud lineage.
|obtained={{LotS/FacilityLink|Academy}}
}}

LotS/Casper MacAlister

2014-03-09T19:54:07Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Casper MacAlister
|color=Orange
|attack=48
|defense=60
|race=Human
|class=Healer
|bonus=Special
|type=Officer
|ability=Cosmic Kilt: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Male raids
(186,550 damage, 229,600 against Male raids)
|text="What dae ye think of our wee ship? Aye, she's a good one. Ye cannae find a better craft to take ye places... Nae for the money you're paying, anyway!" -- Casper MacAlister
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Ragnar}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/The Dark Lord

2014-03-09T19:51:37Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=The Dark Lord
|color=Orange
|attack=41
|defense=24
|race=Rylattu
|class=Melee
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Master of Evil: Chance for bonus damage; Chance to negate incoming damage; Evil yel
(141,491 damage)
|text=A low-level minion who worked for a planetary tyrant liked to imagine that his children would surpass him, and ascend far higher up the echelons of interstellar evil. Thus he named his firstborn 'The Dark Lord', in the hope of instilling him with proper ambition. Alas, the boy grew up to be more comical than malevolent. However, his upbringing has still left him with a talent for striking sinister poses and making suitably chilling statements.
|obtained={{LotS/Rexp}}

{{LotS/FacilityLink|Academy}}

|notes=The Dark Lord has been known to yell:

The Dark Lord yells: "I demand that you put me in a better ship! This one has inadequate bathroom facilities!"

The Dark Lord yells: "My might is unbounded, unsurpassed, unstoppable, unvincible, and ungrammatical!"

The Dark Lord yells: "Mwahahahahahahahahaha!"

The Dark Lord yells: "I'll destroy you like a Snuuth destroys a buffet!"

The Dark Lord yells: "Fear my awesome power!"

The Dark Lord glares at his enemy in a way which indicates malevolence or constipation.

The Dark Lord lights a cigarette, in blatant defiance of local health laws.

The Dark Lord shakes his fist in an intimidating manner.

The Dark Lord yells: "Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom!"

The Dark Lord yells: "I'll destroy Lena for usurping my rightful spot as a Galaxydome reward!"
}}

LotS/Kanup Nund

2014-03-09T19:46:45Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Kanup Nund
|color=Orange
|attack=28
|defense=85
|race=Vlarg
|class=Tank
|bonus=Agility
|type=Officer
|ability=Prey: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Medium or Male raids
(143,500 damage, 215,250 damage against Medium or Male raids)
|text=Kana Nund was small as a child. Hence he was a prime target for the bullies who hunted him across the schoolyard. They called him 'Kanup' -- using the Vlarg suffix which denotes prey -- and they kicked him bloody whenever they caught him. Later in life, after hormonal modifications made him big and muscular, he tracked each of those former tormenters down and beat them senseless with his newfound strength. But he kept using the name 'Kanup' as a reminder of the weakness he'd overcome.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Vunlac}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Hazaxi Wenber

2014-03-09T19:44:33Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Hazaxi Wenber
|color=Orange
|attack=38
|defense=35
|race=Snuuth
|class=Special
|bonus=Discipline
|type=Officer
|ability=Sophisticated Snuuth: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Small or Alien Beast raids
(143,500 damage, 215,250 damage against Small or Alien Beast raids)
|text=Hazaxi Wenber, currently an ambassador to Novocastria, has a lifetime of experience dealing with humans. And she's learned that most of them aren't necessarily susceptible to a Snuuth's charms. But with hair implants and a little help from her psionic powers, Hazaxi has worked her way around this obstacle.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Master Hao}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Deathshadow

2014-03-09T19:43:06Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Deathshadow
|color=Orange
|attack=43
|defense=10
|race=Snuuth
|class=Melee
|bonus=Agility
|type=Officer
|ability=Nine-Ton Ninja: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Large or Mechanized raids
(143,500 damage, 215,250 damage against Large or Mechanized raids)
|text=There are human martial arts one might expect Snuuth to excel at. Sumo, for example. Or indeed any grappling sport where their prodigious girth could provide them with an advantage. A Snuuth ninja, however, sounds like a recipe for disaster or at least farce. But that didn't stop Deathshadow. After attending a human film festival as a child, and watching vintage ninja movies from Earth's 1980s, he knew what he wanted to be when he grew up.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Reichsmarschall Dule}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Crunth Gulbrex

2014-03-09T19:42:17Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Crunth Gulbrex
|color=Orange
|attack=36
|defense=48
|race=Snuuth
|class=Tank
|bonus=Intellect
|type=Officer
|ability=Cerebral Snuuth: Chance for bonus damage; Chance to restore Health
(98,154 damage)
|text="Yeah, I could smash a guy's bones with my bare hands, or eat his head. But that sort of thing's for henchmen. Me? I like to play it smart, and use my brains. No point getting your suit messed up in a fight when you can just outthink your enemy instead." -- Crunth Gulbrex
|obtained={{LotS/Rexp}}

{{LotS/FacilityLink|Academy}}
}}

LotS/Alexandus

2014-03-09T19:37:16Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Alexandus
|color=Orange
|attack=28
|defense=24
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Agility
|type=Officer
|ability=Crimson Slaughter: Chance for bonus damage
(98,441 damage)
|text="Not much is known about the Ascension Legion, but its agents can be recognized by their distinctive crimson blades. Concentrated fire is needed to bring one down, as nanoreplicators in their bloodstream can heal their wounds exponentially faster than normal. We've suspected Ascension of experimental nanite research for some time now -- any soldier who captures such technology will be generously rewarded." -- Centurian Collective Notice
|obtained={{LotS/Rexp}}

{{LotS/ItemLink2|Death-Match}}
}}

LotS/Radlar Mulwak

2014-03-09T19:35:42Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Radlar Mulwak
|color=Orange
|attack=35
|defense=50
|race=Piscarian
|class=Special
|bonus=Special
|type=Officer
|ability=Look, Mom... No Hands!: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Colossal or Human raids
(143,500 damage, 215,250 damage against Colossal or Human raids)
|text=After his elder brother became an assassin, Radlar's mother made him promise never to turn his hands to violence like {{LotS/ItemLink2|Jawk Mulwak|Jawk}} had. He's kept that promise to this day -- albeit by using shoulder-mounted, neural-operated blasters instead.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Noir (II)}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Chimera

2014-03-09T19:33:31Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Chimera
|color=Orange
|attack=26
|defense=95
|race=Sussurra
|class=Tank
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Tetrarchy: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Colossal or Organic Humanoid raids
(143,500 damage, 215,250 damage against Colossal or Organic Humanoid raids)
|text=Four Sussurrae inside a single suit may sound like the subject of a specialist adult holo-vid, but the arrangement has its tactical advantages. And the quartet of gaseous aliens capitalized on the concept by designing a suit based on a mythological monster.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Noir (II)}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Acht

2014-03-08T16:21:26Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Acht
|color=Orange
|attack=53
|defense=5
|type=Officer
|race=Piscarian
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Strength
|ability=Acht of Octagon: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Mechanized raids; Extra damage if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Oxto}} is in the ship; Acht's Attack increases by 2 if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Octavian}} is in the ship, and Defense by 8 if {{LotS/ItemLink2|1000}} is in the ship
(143,500 damage, 186,550 damage against Mechanized raids, 157,850 damage/ 200,900 damage if Oxto is in the ship)
|text="Acht's love of destruction may indicate some form of deep personality disorder. However, when a psychiatric analysis droid attempted to ascertain the truth of the matter, Acht lifted it above his head and broke it over his knee. He then contacted the manufacturer of that model of droid, and threatened to blow up their production facilities. I believe this represents an abnormal state of mind." -- {{LotS/ItemLink2|Octopus}}, the artificial intelligence of Octagon's spacecraft
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|acht|Acht}}
|proc=10
|damage=7000
|Mechanized=210
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Gulta Tern

2013-12-23T10:07:04Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Gulta Tern
|color=Orange
|attack=52
|defense=40
|race=Vlarg
|class=Melee
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Punches in Bunches: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Colossal raids
(186,550 damage, 229,600 against Colossal raids)
|text=Olympic purists were dismayed when a Vlarg won gold in the heavyweight boxing contest. They argued that it was wrong for non-human species to compete, on the grounds that their different physiognomies provided them with potential advantages. But Canadian officials insisted that Gulta was a lawful subject of their cold and snowy realm. Besides, he'd trained in their nation's traditional manner: by punching moose.
|obtained=|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Talia}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Susie Unette

2013-12-23T10:04:39Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Susie Unette
|color=Orange
|attack=54
|defense=30
|race=Human
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Agility
|type=Officer
|ability=Little Susie Mech-Wrecker: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Mechanized raids
(186,550 damage, 229,600 damage against Mechanized raids)
|text="Astrid's a great captain, and while you're onboard she'll make sure your stuff stays safe and you get to your destination in one piece. Just don't squeeze her hand too hard when you shake. She might squeeze back..." -- Susie Unette
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Void Master}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Crimzo the Killer Clown

2013-12-23T10:03:35Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Crimzo the Killer Clown
|color=Orange
|attack=50
|defense=25
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Special
|type=Officer
|ability=Die Laughing: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Alliance raids
(172,200 damage, 215,250 damage against Alliance raids)
|text="What's fat, funny, and doesn't get shot in the head? Me! Because you need a clown, <Player>! Oh, I've heard about all the naughty little things you've done. You're not a happy bunny, are you? But if you stick with me, I'll turn that frown upside down! And I'll stab anyone who doesn't laugh at your jokes..." -- Crimzo the Killer Clown
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Crimzo the Killer Clown}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Vanda Belth

2013-12-23T10:02:18Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Vanda Belth
|color=Orange
|attack=44
|defense=5
|race=Vlarg
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Armed Arms: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Epic or Human raids
(143,500 damage, 287,000 damage against Epic or Human raids)
|text=During her bounty hunting career, numerous cocky criminals have pulled guns on Vanda Belth -- only to be taken aback (and often subsequently annihilated) when dozens of weapons pop out of her cybernetic arms.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Sky Commander Bethany}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Yusuf the Djinn

2013-12-23T10:01:14Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Yusuf the Djinn
|color=Orange
|attack=40
|defense=100
|race=Sussurra
|class=Tank
|bonus=Discipline
|type=Officer
|ability=Sussurran Salat: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Epic raids
(186,550 damage, 229,600 damage against Epic raids)
|text="The young... man... thinks he's a djinn. That's why he converted. I... I really don't know what to tell him. Who's to say a Sussurra isn't a djinn? Ah, theology was so much simpler in our ancestors' day." -- Yusuf's imam
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Tyraness' Guard}}
}}

LotS/Andrey Markov

2013-12-23T10:00:20Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Andrey Markov
|color=Orange
|attack=41
|defense=41
|race=Human
|class=Special
|bonus=Intellect
|type=Officer
|ability=The Privatdozent: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Mechanized raids
(172,200 damage, 229,600 against Mechanized raids)
|text=Andrey Markov is the self-proclaimed founder and Privatdozent of the Stochastic Combat Process -- a method for predicting the future of a battle situation by its present state of random variables. He leads an army of Stochastic soldiers, who have been known to turn the tide of key battles against the Centurians.

"It's like chaos to clusters," explained Andrey. "Imagine you're playing a game of historical 20th century Earth's ping-pong. Except instead of playing with one ball, you're playing with a billion balls. The paddle you're using is actually two oars, as in two adjacent arms attached perpendicularly to create dual oar spoons, twice. And then, this whole ping-pong match is taking place inside of a giant cylinder under zero gravity conditions. Oh, and the balls will explode at varying intervals of time. You're also being observed by a Rylattu, and you're naked."

"But what does this whole hyperbole have to do with warfare?" you asked, feeling incredulous.

The Privatdozent smirked. "Nothing really, I just like imagining an exaggerated version of ping-pong. But putting things in perspective, warfare is like static. It's a Stochastic soldier's function during times of battle to look into that disarray of lasers and explosions, then unravel the unseen outcome."
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|The Crazy Jalfrezi}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Lu Bu2

2013-12-11T13:09:01Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Lu Bu
|color=Light Blue
|attack=33
|defense=52
|type=Officer
|race=Robot
|class=Melee
|bonus=Strength
|ability=Champion of the Empire: Chance for bonus damage, Extra damage if Lu Bu's Imperial Sword is owned, Extra damage if the Lu Bu Proc Boost is owned.
(74,620 damage, +28,700 for each proc boost owned)
|text="No one fortunate enough to call Lu Bu their friend could ever imagine that robots are mere machines. In speech and counsel, battle and honor, wisdom and loyalty, he's one of the greatest men I've ever known. He could outlive us all, and our children, and their children. The Sian Empire might be blessed to have him as its advisor and champion for centuries. That thought brings me comfort." -- Princess Illaria
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|lubu}}
}}

LotS/Tech-Fist

2013-12-09T13:34:45Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Tech-Fist
|color=Orange
|attack=6
|defense=6
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Intellect
|type=Officer
|ability=Cyber Fist: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Colossal Mechanized raids if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Mech-Leg}} is in the ship; Extra damage if the {{LotS/ItemLink2|Tech-Fist Boost}} is owned; Tech-Fist's Attack increases by 34 and Defense by 33 if the {{LotS/ItemLink2|Tech-Fist Boost}} is owned
(4,592/ 61,992 damage, 143,500 damage against Colossal Mechanized raids if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Mech-Leg}} is in the ship)/ 200,900 with the boost.
|text=Tired of being pushed around by other kids at school, a boy with an aptitude for science created a special gauntlet which would allow him to punch with incredible power. He was eventually expelled for pummeling bullies half to death with his new invention, but not before he had developed a taste for such violence. He took to prowling the night in the guise of Tech-Fist, and subjecting criminals to brutal beatings.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Commander Rautha}}
}}

LotS/Iron Grasp

2013-11-28T08:51:57Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Iron Grasp
|color=Orange
|attack=
|defense=
|type=Engineering
|engineeringType=Weapons
|ability=Smash and Grab: Chance for bonus damage against Alien Beast raids (307,500 damage)
|text=This works much better than the velvet glove weapon you tried first.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|The Tyraness}}
|used=
|notes=
|unique=
}}

LotS/Thousand Sun Gun

2013-11-28T08:36:37Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Thousand Sun Gun
|color=Orange
|attack=1
|defense=1000
|type=Main Hand
|ability=Thousand Sunsets: Chance for bonus damage; Small chance to deal heavy extra damage
(20,500 damage/205,000 damage)
|text=The weapon doesn't actually fire with the power of a thousand suns, despite what the ads might suggest. Instead, its title is derived from the fact that it has the names of a thousand different stars inscribed on the barrel in tiny letters.
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|thousandsungun}}
|used=
}}

LotS/Felendis

2013-11-28T02:50:44Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Felendis
|color=Orange
|attack=56
|defense=56
|type=Officer
|race=Human
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Special
|ability=With Beans: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage from each of these items if owned: {{LotS/ItemLink2|Robo-Telemachus}}, {{LotS/ItemLink2|Robo-Telemachus Badge}}, {{LotS/ItemLink2|Anniversary Bot}}, {{LotS/ItemLink2|Elephant Badge}}
(205,020 Damage, +28,700 per item owned, max 319,020)
|text=The Centurians have been known to engage in a number of sinister biological and surgical experiments on prisoners of war. But some of these don't go quite according to plan. For example, one subject was found to be missing, the wall of his cell smashed open as though from within. A guard's body was strewn upon the floor, next to an upturned dinner tray. The words "I ninja people... With beans!" were scrawled beside the corpse, written in the aforementioned foodstuff.
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|felendis}}
}}

LotS/Vera Ploxi

2013-02-11T08:13:10Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Vera Ploxi
|color=Orange
|attack=41
|defense=25
|race=Human
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Discipline
|type=Officer
|ability=Cerebral Intern: Chance for bonus damage; Small chance for heavy extra damage against Psychic Raids
(129,150 damage / 287,000 damage)
|text="That bitch! She said she needed to test something... I coulden't say no. She's have ended my internship. Maybe even shot me... Now I'm a freak with a stupid giant brain coming out of my head! And this hat you gave me isn't very good at covering it up... *sigh* At least I have psionic powers now. I'm going to go blast someone with them. Maybe that'll make me feel better..." -- Vera Ploxi
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|veraploxi}}
}}

LotS/Marsha Kendal

2013-01-17T15:07:19Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Marsha Kendal
|color=Orange
|attack=37
|defense=34
|race=Human
|class=Special
|bonus=Discipline
|type=Officer
|ability=War on Germs: Chance for bonus damage against Human raids or Space Pox
(143,500 damage)
|text="Our mother was a health inspector, just like me. She raised me and my twin sister with a disinfectant spray in one hand and a holo-pamphlet on good hygiene in the other. That's what made me the woman I am today! But Mary... She and mom never got on. The crazy bitch even tried to save the germs whenever we disinfected the house! Still, I didn't think she'd go this far... Deliberately contracting and spreading Space Pox? Disgraceful! Disgusting! Unclean! We should incinerate her with a flamethrower." -- Marsha Kendal
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|marshakendal}}
}}

LotS/Lena

2013-01-17T11:35:20Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Lena
|color=Orange
|attack=20
|defense=15
|type=Officer
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Agility
|ability=Thrill of the fight: Increases Player's Attack and Defense
(100/100 bonus attack/defense at level 1 / 104/104 at level 5)
|text=An intergalactic bounty hunter, Lena originally entered Galaxydome because it was the easiest way to get to her target - a high-ranking competitor in the sport. But when she made the kill, and stood over his corpse with the cheers of the crowd ringing in her ears, she knew she had found her true calling.
|obtained={{LotS/GDrank|20}}
|gdrank=20
|gdpoints=6800
|gdcost=45000 Credits
}}

LotS/Screaming Barracuda

2013-01-17T10:51:20Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Screaming Barracuda
|color=Orange
|attack=19
|defense=21
|type=Officer
|race=Piscarian
|class=Special
|bonus=Special
|ability=Selling a Song: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Wailing Doom}} is owned
(52,808 damage if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Wailing Doom}} is owned)
|text=Piscarians tend not to care much for music. And critics often say that Screaming Barracuda is no exception, since anyone who actually cared about music would stop abusing it in the manner for which she's so famous. But her songs have a certain power to them all the same, a primal force which some speculate is the result of latent psychic abilities, raw and untrained. When she plays, her friends are filled with vitality and courage -- while her enemies find themselves buffeted by a cacophony of sound that saps their spirits and ruins their
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Warden Ramiro}}
}}

LotS/Rautha

2013-01-14T13:25:49Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Rautha
|color=Orange
|attack=38
|defense=35
|type=Officer
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Strength
|ability=In the Flesh: Chance for bonus damage; Increases Player's Attack by 100
(114,800 damage)
|text=Rautha... Once you wanted to kill him. Well, five times. In fact, sometimes you still feel like killing him. Especially when he persists in ending almost every exclamatory sentence with the word "bitches". But at least *he* hasn't tried to kill *you* lately. Sometimes that's the best you can expect from people.
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|rautha}}
|used=
}}

LotS/FROSTY

2013-01-14T13:16:50Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=FROSTY
|color=Orange
|attack=51
|defense=51
|type=Officer
|race=Robot
|class=Healer
|bonus=Strength
|ability=Christmas Companion: Chance for bonus damage
(157,850 damage)
|text=FROSTY, or the 'Festive Robot Offensive Snowman for TActical Yuletide needs', is a multipurpose bot. He's capable of performing many seasonal functions, such as singing popular Christmas tunes, baking mince pies, and disposing of guests who have outstayed their welcome.
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|frosty}}
}}

LotS/Swordmaster Starblade

2012-12-21T04:43:26Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Swordmaster Starblade
|color=Yellow
|attack=
|defense=
|type=Ship
|race=
|class=
|bonus=
|powerbonus=83
|ability=Starblade: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Azim}} or {{LotS/ItemLink2|Xenia Panoptes}} are in the ship; Extra damage for each {{LotS/ItemLink2|Omniscient Swordmaster}} in the ship; Extra damage against Personal, Small, and Medium raids
(563,750 damage, 586,300 damage if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Azim}} or {{LotS/ItemLink2|Xenia Panoptes}} are in the ship)
|officers=10 - 2 Strength, 2 Agility, 2 Discipline, 3 Melee, 1 Any
|crew=20 - 3 Strength, 4 Agility, 5 Discipline, 6 Melee, 2 Any
|text=The elegant vessel Xenia and her swordmasters use to slice their way through space was a gift. A high-ranking member of the Contella Consortium survived an assassination attempt thanks to the fighting skills Miss Panoptes had taught his bodyguard, and the organization's leader is always keen to pay such debts.
|obtained={{LotS/GSshoplink|30}}
}}

LotS/Lork Jral Bul2

2012-12-21T04:36:43Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Lork Jral Bul2
|color=Orange
|attack=36
|defense=20
|race=Rylattu
|class=Melee
|bonus=Intellect
|type=Officer
|ability=Rylattu Roll: Chance for bonus damage; Small chance for heavy extra damage against Epic raids
(106,190 damage, small chance to deal 229,600 damage against Epic raids)
|text="Lork Jral, bom-ba-ye! Lork Jral, bom-ba-ye!" -- Sound clip installed in Lork Jral Bul's boots by his human minions, which gets played whenever he executes the 'Rylattu shuffle'
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|lorkjralbul2}}
}}

LotS/Wollo2

2012-12-20T06:57:02Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Wollo2
|color=Orange
|attack=38
|defense=30
|race=Sussurra
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Gas Chamber: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Human raids
(100,450 damage, 134,890 damage against Human raids)
|text=Wollo's friends and allies now call him 'the Walking Gas Chamber', a nickname he earned by flooding an entire enemy ship with his body's gas -- killing every single hostile target onboard the vessel without causing any harm to the hostages he'd been sent to rescue. Officials from several worlds have tried to recruit him as an executioner, so that he might lend a little celebrity appeal when the events are broadcast. Wollo has thus far refused such offers, however -- declaring that he has better things to do than spend his life inside convicted criminals.
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|wollo2}}
}}

LotS/Mech-Leg

2012-12-17T06:09:33Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Mech-Leg
|color=Orange
|attack=38
|defense=28
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Agility
|type=Officer
|ability=Cyber Kick: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Colossal mechanized raids if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Tech-Fist}} is in the ship
(77,490 damage, 143,500 against Colossal Mechanized raids if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Tech-Fist}} is in the ship)
|text=A male superhero's life is filled with temptation. He spends night after night associating with heroes and villains dressed in scanty or skintight costumes, some of which wouldn't be out of place on Cythera. That's why Tech-Fist's wife decided she needed to accompany her husband on his vigilante exploits and keep an eye on him. However, she realized that she should enhance her combat capabilities before thrusting herself into danger. Since she had a black belt in taekwondo, she glared and nagged at Tech-Fist until he agreed to use his scientific knowledge to augment her legs. Now her husband lives in perpetual dread of a cybernetically-enhanced kick to the groin if he stares at a heroine or villainess' chest.
|obtained={{LotS/Mission2b|cyaneyes}}
}}

LotS/Tech-Fist

2012-12-17T06:09:27Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Tech-Fist
|color=Orange
|attack=6
|defense=6
|race=Human
|class=Melee
|bonus=Intellect
|type=Officer
|ability=Cyber Fist: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Colossal Mechanized raids if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Mech-Leg}} is in the ship
(4,592 damage, 143,500 damage against Colossal Mechanized raids if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Mech-Leg}} is in the ship)
|text=Tired of being pushed around by other kids at school, a boy with an aptitude for science created a special gauntlet which would allow him to punch with incredible power. He was eventually expelled for pummeling bullies half to death with his new invention, but not before he had developed a taste for such violence. He took to prowling the night in the guise of Tech-Fist, and subjecting criminals to brutal beatings.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Commander Rautha}}
}}

LotS/Thunderstorm Shield

2012-12-12T14:08:11Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Thunderstorm Shield
|color=Yellow
|attack=187
|defense=213
|type=Off Hand
|ability=Bulwark of Thunder: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage if the {{LotS/ItemLink2|Thunderstorm Boots}} or {{LotS/ItemLink2|Thunderstorm Ring}} are equipped; Extra damage if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Red Thunder}} is owned; Small chance to deal heavy extra damage
(36,900 damage, 147,600 damage / If Red Thunderstorm is owned: 47,150 damage, 157,850 damage)
|text=Badjani held his powerful new weapon in his hands, and felt its elegant might throb with the readiness for violence -- like the eponymous tempest waiting to be unleashed. It was exquisite, a prize that begged to be carried across the galaxy and wielded in battle after battle, that hungered for the long tallies of kills it had been made to accrue. But he wasn't a fool. He knew that other people would try to take it from him, even if it meant prying it from the fingers of his corpse. He needed to protect himself...
|obtained={{LotS/GSshoplink|30}}
}}

LotS/Bloodbath Turret

2012-12-12T14:05:09Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Bloodbath Turret
|color=Orange
|attack=90
|defense=100
|type=Utility
|ability=Total Carnage: While equipped chance for bonus damage; +20 PVP Power
(36,900 damage)
|text=If the gunfire from a conventional bullet-hurling weapon may be refered to as a hail of lead, then that produced by the Bloodbath Turret is a veritable blizzard of lead. Perhaps even a tsunami.
|obtained={{LotS/GDrank|19}}
|gdrank=19
|gdpoints=5600
|gdcost=50000 Credits
}}

LotS/Snow Queen

2012-12-12T14:04:49Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Snow Queen
|color=Orange
|attack=38
|defense=40
|race=Human
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Agility
|type=Officer
|ability=Mistress of Disguise: Chance for bonus damage; Small chance to proc twice against Organic Humanoid raids
(129,150 damage)
|text="Her real name is unknown, but within intelligence circles she's called the Snow Queen. This charming sobriquet is a reference to her remarkable powers of disguise. Just as no two snowflakes are supposedly alike, it's rumored that she never appears in the same likeness twice. However, I... Ah! It's about time you got here. Here are the files. Make sure you deliver them in person -- we don't want to risk them being intercepted during transmission. Well, get going! Now, where was I? Oh, yes. The Snow Queen has the nerve and thespian skill to... What is it now, lieutenant? Huh? I just gave you the files! Yes, I... Oh, God damn it!" -- Director Nylus of the Neo-American Intelligence Agency
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|snowqueen}}
}}

LotS/Mega Chou

2012-12-12T10:46:14Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Mega Chou
|color=Light Blue
|attack=34
|defense=55
|type=Officer
|race=Human
|class=Tank
|bonus=Strength
|ability="Wreck off, Street-Scav!": Chance for bonus damage; Extra Damage against humans; Chance to block incoming damage; Increases player Stamina
(+10 Stamina at level 1, goes to +22 Stamina at level 5/ 129,150 damage, 157,850 damage against humans)
|text=Like the rest of of the Blood Alley Gang's rough, tough, and linguistically absurd leaders, Mega Chou prides himself on being hard and brutal enough to have risen to the top in Drekchester. But he has a soft spot for children -- perhaps because if they don't grow up, he won't have any fresh recruits, new enemies to smash, or another generation of potential customers for the gang's products. Hence he sometimes engages in charity work with youngsters so he can set them on the 'right' path.
|obtained={{LotS/Mission2b|lubushalloween}} - Nightmare Only
}}

LotS/'Great Wall' Guan

2012-12-10T10:09:08Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name='Great Wall' Guan
|color=Orange
|attack=30
|defense=67
|race=Human
|class=Tank
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Great Wall : Chance for bonus damage; Chance to block incoming damage
(91,840 damage)
|text=Guan likes to refer to his massive body as 'the house dim sum built'. However, despite his incredible gluttony, he carries a lot of powerful muscle under the flab - as his adversaries can attest. And his courage is even bigger than he is. His exploits in Twisted Steel were impressive, but he earned true glory and a reputation for fearless heroism when he fought the Centurians on Sian.
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|'greatwall'guan}}
}}

LotS/Dacia Ulex2

2012-12-07T09:16:49Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Dacia Ulex2
|color=Orange
|attack=40
|defense=20
|race=Human
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Brutal Bombardment: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Ship raids
(106,190 damage, 134,890 damage against Ship raids)
|text="But in spite of all the fighting you've done for the Sian cause, isn't it true that you only joined <player name> because you were impressed by <his/her> Twisted Steel matches? So in a way, doesn't that make you just another groupie?" -- A documentary filmmaker, who was left stranded on Sargasa III after Dacia Ulex fired her cannon at his ship
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|daciaulex2}}
}}

LotS/Booma

2012-12-06T14:29:33Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Booma
|color=Orange
|attack=56
|defense=56
|race=Human
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Strength
|type=Officer
|ability=Boom! Boom!: Chance for bonus damage; Whenever a Utility does bonus damage, Booma inflicts the same amount
(102,459 damage)
|text="No, it's not my real name. You think my parents were watching an explosion while I was born or something? It means 'owl'. On my first mission we went into a cave complex where some smugglers were hiding out. Except I took a wrong turn down one of the tunnels. Ended up walking straight into a huge mutant owl nest -- startled the damn things. By the time I staggered out of there my helmet was so covered with bird crap that I couldn't see. When I heard gunfire, I knew from the sounds their weapons were making that it wasn't our guys. So I opened up. Blew them all to bits. Was hoping people would call me 'Killer' or something, but instead I got stuck with this..." -- Booma
|obtained={{LotS/ContainerLink|Anniversary Bag 2011}}

{{LotS/ItemLink2|Death-Match}}

{{LotS/Labex|booma}}
}}

LotS/Acht

2012-12-06T14:28:58Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Acht
|color=Orange
|attack=53
|defense=5
|type=Officer
|race=Piscarian
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Strength
|ability=Acht of Octagon: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Mechanized raids; Extra damage if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Oxto}} is in the ship; Acht's Attack increases by 2 if {{LotS/ItemLink2|Octavian}} is in the ship, and Defense by 8 if {{LotS/ItemLink2|1000}} is in the ship
(143,500 damage, 186,550 damage against Mechanized raids)
|text="Acht's love of destruction may indicate some form of deep personality disorder. However, when a psychiatric analysis droid attempted to ascertain the truth of the matter, Acht lifted it above his head and broke it over his knee. He then contacted the manufacturer of that model of droid, and threatened to blow up their production facilities. I believe this represents an abnormal state of mind." -- Octopus, the artificial intelligence of Octagon's spacecraft
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|acht|Acht}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Adrian Zanfran

2012-12-05T16:52:35Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Adrian Zanfran
|color=Light Blue
|attack=40
|defense=22
|type=Officer
|race=Human
|class=Special
|bonus=Intellect
|ability=Freelance Human: Chance for bonus damage. Extra damage against organic humanoids
(114,800 damage, 143,500 damage against organic humanoids)
|text=Working for a new company can bring changes. In Adrian Zanfran's case, he went from being a freelance editor to being a freelance human. And thanks to an unfortunate encounter with a Rylattu receptionist, he also went from having arms to having tentacles. But coping with such biological retraining is an essential skill in the modern interstellar job market. At least that's what Adrian says on his CV, alongside the cries for help.
|obtained={{LotS/Mission2b|punyhumanbirthdaysII}} - Nightmare Only
}}

LotS/Cybersmash Souvenir Bot

2012-12-05T11:22:42Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Cybersmash Souvenir Bot
|color=Orange
|attack=198
|defense=177
|type=Utility
|ability=Cybersmashing: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage for each additional Cybersmash item equipped
(90,938 damage)
|text=9. "The fighter I admire most? That's a tough one. I've been up against all the greats. But I suppose it has to be (Player Name). (He/She) beat me in the middle of the ring, even after going through all those other fighters. And when I went for (Him/Her) in the street to get my own back, (he/she) knocked the hell out of me and left me for dead. I can respect that. If I ever meet (him/her) again, I don't know whether I'll kiss (him/her) or rip (his/her) (balls off/ovaries out)." -- Natasha Cybersmash, interview on the Savage Stars of Sport program
*Note this description is dynamic and will add your playername display different text based on your gender in the places marked with ().
|obtained={{LotS/Rexp}}
}}

LotS/Telemachus' Uber Chainsaw

2012-12-05T09:24:09Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Telemachus' Uber Chainsaw
|color=Orange
|attack=138
|defense=197
|type=Off Hand
|ability=Telemachus' Chainsaw Massacre II: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Mechanized raids
(18,450 damage, 41,000 against Mechanized raids)
|text=After footage of some of Telemachus' bloody exploits spread across human space, companies which produced chainsaws were forced to make press releases in which they categorically stated that their tools were in no way intended for, or indeed even vaguely suitable for, children.
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|telemachus'uberchainsaw}}
|used=
}}

LotS/Telemachus2

2012-12-05T09:23:31Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Telemachus
|color=Light Blue
|attack=38
|defense=27
|type=Officer
|race=Human
|class=Tank
|bonus=Strength
|ability=Heroic Prince: Increases Player's Stamina; Chance for bonus damage
(80,360 damage, +14 stamina at level 5/ 101,885 damage if Telemachus Uber Chainsaw is owned)
|text="Telemachus... He's seen things that no boy should ever see. Done things that... Well, maybe no one should ever do the things he's done with that chainsaw of his. He's suffered. Felt the sting of war and loss just like we have. It's made him strong, a fighter. Yet he can still laugh, still show the warmth and joy of a child's heart. I would be proud to have a son like him." -- Princess Illaria
|obtained={{LotS/Labex|telemachus}}
}}

User:Dasts

2012-12-04T09:39:23Z

Dasts:

Name is Dasts and i have no idea how to properly edit wikis and im not going to update % any time soon.

LotS/Psi

2012-12-02T07:18:47Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Psi
|color=Orange
|attack=43
|defense=4
|type=Officer
|race=Human
|class=Ranged
|bonus=Discipline
|ability=Psi in the Sky: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Psychic raids; Extra damage against {{LotS/RaidLink|Pi}}
(100,450 damage, 134,890 damage against Psychic raids)
|text=Susan Psorza is a mild-mannered mathematics professor by day (mild-mannered by the standards of her student-hating, sarcasm-ridden occupation, anyway). But by night... Well, one supposes she's still technically a mathematics professor -- since the job title persists rather than evaporating at dusk like some kind of reverse phantom. However, she teaches very little actual mathematics during the nocturnal hours. Instead she transforms into her alter-ego (or puts on more eye-catching and immodest attire, at least), and uses her psionic powers to wage war against Pi -- the irrational number-reciting villainess responsible for the decline in funding which Professor Psorza's department has experienced since that sinister woman began her crime wave.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Pi}}
|used=
|notes=
}}

LotS/Pi's Hawk

2012-12-01T05:47:35Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Psi Hawk
|color=Orange
|attack=141
|defense=3
|type=Utility
|ability=22/7: Chance for bonus damage
(102,500 damage)
|text=When you cut Pi open, four-and-twenty blackbirds flew out of her innards. Well, not really. But that would have been hilarious.
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Pi}}
|used=
}}

LotS/Munsha the Kakophage

2012-12-01T05:45:47Z

Dasts:

{{LotS Item
|name=Munsha the Kakophage
|color=Orange
|attack=39
|defense=24
|type=Officer
|race=Snuuth
|class=Melee
|bonus=Strength
|ability=Better in than Out: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage against Alien Beast raids
(100,450 damage, 134,890 damage against Alien Beast raids)
|text="I got rid of the creature's remains, <playername>. It tasted like chicken. Mutant radioactive filth-chicken, the kind they serve on Babilus Prime. Slimy, but flavorful. And it's given my skin a healthy green glow." -- Munsha the Kakophage
|obtained={{LotS/RaidLink|Bile Beast}}
|used=
|notes=
}}