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|Not Programmed to Lie: Robot Washington increases the Player's Attack and Defense by 100 if The Human History Museum ship is owned; Increases Player's Honor by 10; Robot Washington gains 30 Attack and Defense while in The Human History Museum Ship|
|"Welcome to the Human History Museum! I am one of your primitive biological ancestors, President Washington, and I ruled over a statistically insignificant portion of humans for a relatively short time. Allow me to guide you through this vast and heavily revised self-tribute to the human species!" -- Robot Washington|
Unique: You can only own one copy of this Officer.