LoH/story/Candy Inside Razor Blades

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Beginning of Issue
LoH Cards 48 aerial assault.jpg Billy Stopless: Students I have need of your skills.

As you can see I have my *heh* hands full foiling a kidnapping attempt.

LoH Cards 48 aerial assault.jpg Billy Stopless: An "old friend" is up to some new tricks...

The Mad Confectionist is out of jail and teamed up with Daddy-O.

LoH Cards 218 sweet revenge.jpg Billy Stopless: We think they are behind the recent rash of robberies and fires.

We think they are holed up in an abandoned candy factory.

LoH Cards 48 aerial assault.jpg Billy Stopless: Find out what they are planning...

And if you see my "old friend"...kick the nougat out of him!

Dipping Into the Fun[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
LoH Cards 244 daddy o bot.jpg Daddy-O: This is who they send? If I wasn't looking forward to playing with you so much I would be disappointed.
Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs
LoH Cards 253 masked thugs.jpg Masked Thug: Wait...so the creepy robot couldn't get it done?

What does he think I can do with a crummy bat?

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
LoH Cards 244 daddy o bot.jpg Daddy-O: I underestimated you. You will make a fine addition to our growing team.
Beginning of Fight: The Notch
LoH Cards 33 lie in wait.jpg The Notch: Well, well, well...look who it is again.

They're All Runts[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (1)
LoH Cards 248 gingerhaired men.jpg Tall Gingerhaired Man: Trick or treat?

Fat Gingerhaired Man: Here's a hint...the treat is worse!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (2)
LoH Cards 248 gingerhaired men.jpg Tall Gingerhaired Man: Knock, knock

Fat Gingerhaired Man: Who's there?
Tall Gingerhaired Man: DIE!!!!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (3)
LoH Cards 248 gingerhaired men.jpg Tall Gingerhaired Man: Get your red-hots!

Fat Gingerhaired Man: You know that's green, right?
Tall Gingerhaired Man: Whatever!

Beginning of Fight: Torrent
LoH Cards 197 torrent.jpg Torrent: The Gingerhaired Men are quite insane but they came with the factory.

Although some tasks are best handled with a modicum of organization.

Sweet and Tart[edit]

Beginning of Area: Sweet and Tart
LoH Cards 243 daddy o.jpg Daddy-O: Truly the proverbial meddling kid...

I have something special in store for you!

LoH Cards 230 del.jpg Daddy-O: I want you to think back fondly on your first memories of your friends...

Because your last memory will be of them killing you!

Beginning of Fight: Fast Learner
LoH Cards 177 fast learner.jpg Daddy-O: Do you think you were the only student your cowardly professors sent to fight me?

Do you think you will fare any better than they did?

Beginning of Fight: Eager Freshman
LoH Cards 172 eager freshman.jpg Daddy-O: Do you really want it to end like this?

Wouldn't it just be easier to give up and come play with your friends?

Beginning of Fight: Shy Freshman
LoH Cards 173 shy freshman.jpg Daddy-O: I had fun playing with them...

But I do not think they had nearly as much fun as I did!

Beginning of Fight: Pyrotechnique
LoH Cards 179 pyrotechnique.jpg Daddy-O: They did not scream when I invaded their minds and took over their bodies...

Oh wait, yes they did!

Mystery Spree[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Sunderlings
LoH Cards 256 sunderlings.jpg Daddy-O: I have so many new toys to play with!

You may have beaten these henchmen early on.

Beginning of Fight: Masked Thugs
LoH Cards 253 masked thugs.jpg Daddy-O: But I am in control of them now!

Like a pawn conversion in chess!

Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
LoH Cards 251 kindling.jpg Daddy-O: Crazy pyromaniac pawns...
Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
LoH Cards 244 daddy o bot.jpg Daddy-O: I am enjoying our game...

But let's be honest...this is just a Bishop and Pawn end game.

Sweet Scientist[edit]

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot
LoH Cards 228 alt.jpg Daddy-O: That was a bad bishop. Fortunately I cheat at chess...

...And can keep making new ones until you finally fall!

Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (1)
LoH Cards 248 gingerhaired men.jpg Daddy-O: You are already too late you know...
Beginning of Fight: Arsonists
LoH Cards 251 kindling.jpg Daddy-O: The inevitable has already arrived. Just lay down and close your eyes.
Beginning of Fight: Gingerhaired Men (2)
LoH Cards 248 gingerhaired men.jpg Daddy-O: I have overridden their ability to feel pain or fatigue...

I can do the same for you.

Beginning of Fight: Mad Confectionist
LoH Cards 258 the mad confectionist.jpg The Mad Confectionist: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

My nemesis Billy Stopless has trained you all well but to no avail.

LoH Cards 232 i want candy.jpg The Mad Confectionist: I have been preparing a special treat with Daddy-O.

Candy with little nanites inside of it that allows Daddy-O to take control of anyone who ingests it.

LoH Cards 258 the mad confectionist.jpg The Mad Confectionist: Culverton is about to be overrun by an army of children with the mind of a genius serial killer!

I will put candy inside an army of razor blades!

Nerds Forever![edit]

Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (1)
LoH Cards 244 daddy o bot.jpg Daddy-O: Why must they always brag about the plan before it has reached fruition?
Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (2)
LoH Cards 244 daddy o bot.jpg Daddy-O: It is people like that who give the criminally insane a bad reputation!
Beginning of Fight: Daddy-O-Bot (3)
LoH Cards 228 alt.jpg Daddy-O: As a wise mascot once said...

Crunch all you want...we'll make more!

Beginning of Fight: Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot
LoH Cards 243 daddy o.jpg Daddy-O: Now all that stands between you and stopping my plans is...

Two tons of killer robotics housing a 247 IQ.

End of Fight: Mainframe Daddy-O-Bot
LoH Dialogue zeroth.jpg Aloysius Zeroth: I know you are tired and battle worn but your mission is not over!

This was all a ruse to distract from Daddy-O's real plan -- and the entire Phaeton Project is in dire peril.

LoH Cards 245 docile daddy o.jpg Aloysius Zeroth: You may recall a training drone from your first day at school.

Daddy-O used it as a Trojan horse ... even evading my detection.

LoH Dialogue loading screen 01.jpg Aloysius Zeroth: He is taking control of everyone within the school.

You are the only one who can stop him now.

LoH Dialogue zeroth.jpg Aloysius Zeroth: I cannot risk him taking advantage of my ability to "talk" to machines.

I must be the fail safe solution should you fail...

LoH Dialogue zeroth.jpg Aloysius Zeroth: If you cannot defeat your friends, professors, and ultimately Daddy-O...

I will have to obliterate the school...and everyone inside it...from space.